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There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for speeding, the cop asks," can I see your license and registration please!"
The blonde responds, "license and registration what is that?"
The cop respnds," you will find your license in your purse and registration in your glove compartment."
The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car, and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies," this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?"
The cop replies," yes it is."
The dispatcher says, "go back to her car and drop your pants."
The cop responds back,"I cant do that!"
The dispatcher says, "trust me, just do it!" then the cop replies,"ok whatever you say!"
So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants.
The blonde turns around and says, "oh no, not another breathalizer test!"
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
- Україномовний розділ відкритої багатомовної мережевої енциклопедії.