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» Site title: Бухта вікінгів
» Site description: Комплекс відпочинку, розсташованний недалеко від Львова.
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» Site title: Відпочинок у Карпатах
» Site description: Відпочинок у с.Прокурава на приватній садибі. Карта проїзду, фотогалерея місцевості.
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» Site title: Державна туристична адміністрація України
» Site description: Структура, новини туристичної галузі, інфраструктура, міжнародна діяльність, статистичні дані, законодавство; послуги по оформленню ліцензій на надання туристичних послуг.
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» Site title: Молодіжний туризм
» Site description: Сайт львівського обласного молодіжного центру праці. Інформація про зелений туризм, пам'ятки історії, архітектури та природи Львівської області: адреси і телефони житла у приватному секторі, транспортне сполучення. Популярні туристичні маршрути.
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» Site title: Трускавець-курортосервіс
» Site description: Відомості про асоціацію, місто, курортополіс. Продаж путівок на віллу "Христина", та санаторії м.Трускавця, ціни, можливість он-лайнового бронювання.
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» Site title: Туристична Асоціація України
» Site description: Структура, новини туристичної галузі, інфраструктура, міжнародна діяльність, статистичні дані, законодавство; послуги по оформленню ліцензій на надання туристичних послуг.
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» Site title: Українські Карпати
» Site description: Про регіон Українських Карпат, його топо-, гідрографію, клімат, флору, фауну, історію. Спорядження, туризм, лижі, полювання та інші види активного відпочинку. Готелі, турбази, санаторії, транспорт, каталог лінків, ілюстрації, фото, клуб, форум.
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Randomize humor
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"
His mother replies, "That son, is the elephant''s trunk."
"No, at the other end."
"That son is the tail."
"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant."
A short embarrassed silenced after which she replies, "Thats nothing."
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer asks his father the same question. "Daddy, what is that long thing?"
"That''s the trunk, son" replies the father.
"No at the other end."
"Oh, that is the tail."
"No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.
"That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?"
"Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.
Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
Humor of the day
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.