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» Site title: จอมยุทธ์.เน็ต » Site description: เทคนิคการเขียนโปรแกรมเทอร์โบปาสคาล / PASCAL / CGI / PERL / SCRIPT
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» Site title: เวปโปรแกรมเมอร์ไทย เพื่อคนเขียนโปรแกรม » Site description: เวปโปรแกรมเมอร์ไทย เพื่อคนเเขียนโปรแกรม C# Builder C++ Builder Delphi PHP JavaScripts DHTML Mbile J2ME Source Download และตัวอย่างการเขียนโปรแกรม
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» Site title: CONTAX Electronics » Site description: ขายอุปกรณ์ไมโครคอนโทลเลอร์ การเขียนโปรแกรมภาษาซี และ แอสเซมบลี
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» Site title: Next Project » Site description: ความรู้ ต่างๆ เกี่ยวกับ IT และ อิเลคทรอนิกส์ รวมบทความและซอร์สโค๊ดภาษา C,asp,asp.net,vb,vb.net
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» Site title: PunNeng on Rails » Site description: รวบรวมเรื่องเกี่ยวกับการเขียนโปรแกรมต่างๆ เทคโนโลยีใหม่ๆ ในการเขียนโปรแกรม - Ruby on Rails, AJAX, Flash ...
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» Site title: SiamDev.Net » Site description: การเขียนโปรแกรม VB ASP ASP.NET PHP และยังมี Source Code อีกมากมาย
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» Site title: Sleepy Design » Site description: Macromedia, Dreamweaver Tutorials, Fireworks Tutorials, Swish Tutorials, สอนการสร้างโฮมเพจ, การใช้งาน Dreamweaver
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» Site title: Sourcecode in Thailand » Site description: รวมบทความสอนการเขียน ASP,PHP,Java,C++,VB พร้อมทั้ง sourcecode
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» Site title: Thai IO » Site description: แหล่งรวมความรู้ และ บทความด้านการเขียนโปรแกรมติดต่อ Hardware และ Network โดยใช้VB,VC++,Pascal และ Assembly
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» Site title: Thai Miscellaneous » Site description: ดาวน์โหลด, ซอฟต์แฟร์เยี่ยม, ไอซีคิว, perl script
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» Site title: ThaiSharp.net » Site description: เวปสอนการใช้งาน ASP.NET,VB.NET,ADO.NET,C# เนื้อหาอ่านง่าย เข้าใจง่าย
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Randomize humor
''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker''s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,
While visions of Java danced in their dreams.
My wife on the sofa and me with a snack,
We just settled down at my rig (it''s a Mac).
When out in the Web there arose such a clatter,
I jumped to the site to see what was the matter.
To a new page my Mac flew like a flash,
Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!!
I gasped at the thought and started to grouse,
Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
My Mac jumped to a page that wasn''t quite clear.
When the image resolved, so bright and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!
More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came,
Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my Mac called them by name;
"Now Compaq! Now Acer!", my speaker did reel;
"On Apple! On Gateway!" Santa started to squeal!
"Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip!
Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!"
The screen gave a flicker, he was into my "Ram",
Then into my room rose a full hologram!
He was dressed in all red, from his head to his shoes,
Which were black (the white socks he really should lose).
He pulled out some discs he had stored in his backpack.
Santa looked like a dude who was rarin'' to hack!
His eyes, how they twinkled! His glasses, how techno!
This ain''t the same Santa that I used to know!
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
Santa soon let me know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, gave my Mac a quick poke,
And accessed my C drive with only a stroke.
He defragged my hard drive, and added a "Dimm",
Then threw in some cool games, just on a whim!
He worked without noise, his fingers they flew!
He distorted some pictures with Kai''s Power Goo!
He updated Office, Excel and Quicken,
Then added a screensaver with a red clucking chicken!
My eyes widened a bit, my mouth stood agape,
As he added the latest version of Netscape.
The drive gave a whirl, as if it were pleased,
St. Nick coyly smiled, the computer appeased.
Then placing his finger on the bridge of his nose,
Santa turned into nothing but ones and zeros!
He flew back into my screen and through my uplink,
Back into the net with barely a blink.
But I heard his sweet voice as he flew from my sight,
"Happy surfing to all, and to all a good byte!"
Merry Xmas to you all !!!
Humor of the day
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year''s hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde''s head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde''s vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer''s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.