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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can''t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can''t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
6. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
7. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
9. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods? Fingerpaint.
10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?
POTPOURRI.
11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
See you next month.
12. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn''t have balls.
14. Do you know what drag is?
It''s when a man wears everything a lesbian won''t.
15. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
16. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
17. What''s the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
18. What''s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One''s a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.