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» Site title: Allfinanz holding a.s.
» Site description: Prehľad systéma práce, partneri, osobná analýza, výroky a správy divízií.
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» Site title: Burza.sk
» Site description: Burzové informácie, kapitálové trhy, banky, kurzy, ekonomika, burza práce a nehnuteľností.
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» Site title: Komoditná burza Bratislava
» Site description: Realizuje burzové obchody a služby pre rôznych klientov. Produkty a služby, aktuality, trhy.
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» Site title: RM-Systém Holding, a.s.
» Site description: Informácie Slovenskej burzy cenných papierov. Údaje o emitentoch cenných papierov, ponuky na prevziatie a dokumenty.
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There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can''t please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn''t found a lady yet who likes it and he can''t get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog. When he finds the frog, he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it''s still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?" Frog: "No, I won''t marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that''s still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.