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» Site title: Agenda instituţiilor muzicale
» Site description: Cuprinde informaţii referitoare la instituţiile de stat realizatoare de spectacole muzicale, fiind utilă atât persoanelor care îşi desfăşoară activitatea în domeniul muzical, cât şi publicului larg.
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» Site title: Alianţa Culturală Axxum
» Site description: Scopul acestei alianţe este de a promova arta şi spiritul în lumea contemporană: "Intr-o lume bolnavă, în care valorile autentice sunt compromise sau aruncate la coşul de gunoi, într-o lume în care cuvinte precum identitate sau matrice originară stârnesc zâmbete pe buze, unii oameni ştiu că peste toate astea, în timp, va rămâne doar ceea ce e natural: spiritul".
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» Site title: Alternativ
» Site description: Proiect virtual ce susţine fuziunile artistice underground. Prezintă realizări ale artiştilor, emisiuni de radio, expoziţii, articole şi interviuri din această sferă culturală.
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» Site title: Asociaţia Arte/Litere Asalt
» Site description: Galeria şi librăria virtuală Asalt. Include: Suplimentul de Marţi - realizator Mircea Tuglea, revista "Paradigma" - director Marin Mincu şi revista "Amphion" - director Florin Slapac.
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» Site title: Asociaţia culturală Electra
» Site description: Are ca scop educaţia adulţilor şi promovarea tehnologiei informaţiei. Prezintă statutul ei, proiectele desfăşurate, partenerii, serviciile oferite şi informaţii de contact.
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» Site title: Asociaţia culturală "Nicolae Iorga"
» Site description: Organizaţie nonguvernamentală din Botoşani, cu caracter apolitic, cultural-ştiinţific şi educativ. Prezintă un scurt istoric al activităţii, lista evenimentelor de actualitate şi referinţe de contact.
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» Site title: Camarila Culturală
» Site description: ONG întreţinut de un grup de tineri ce sustin şi organizează proiecte culturale pentru elevi.
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» Site title: Centrul Naţional al Cinematografiei
» Site description: Prezintă informaţii despre activitatea Centrului, un istoric al Arhivei de Filme Cinematografice (ANFC), prezentare de membrii şi cronici al eunor realizări cinematorgrafice româneşti.
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» Site title: 3D Underground
» Site description: Asociatie de grafica, animatie, arta 3d
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» Site title: Fundaţia Culturală Arania
» Site description: Fundaţia promovează istoria, cultura şi obiceiurile din Satul Bogata, şi organizează manifestarea culturală trimestrială "Serile de la Bogata".
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» Site title: Fundaţia Culturală Dana Ardelea
» Site description: Fundaţia are ca obiectiv promovarea costumelor populare naţionale. Sunt prezentate costume populare pentru copii.
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» Site title: Fundaţia Culturală Echinox
» Site description: Pagina conţine date despre statutul, istoricul şi membrii fundaţiei precum şi versiunea electronică a celor două publicaţii ale acesteia: Revista "Echinox" şi "Caietele Echinox".
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» Site title: Fundaţia I.U.G.A.
» Site description: Oferă detalii despre instituţie şi despre Academia de Arte şi Meserii Tradiţionale din Maramureş, informaţii despre conducere şi membri, date despre proiectele precedente sau actuale şi despre instalaţii de tehnică ţărănească de pe Valea Cosăului din Maramureş şi referinţe de contact.
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Montreal Gazette''s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.
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1. (On going to war over religion:) You''re basically killing each other to see who''s got the better imaginary friend.
2. I used to smoke pot until I came to the conclusion... what was that conclusion, anyway?
3. (On the difference between men and women:) On the one hand, we''ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
4. Women like posh hotels; there''s more for them to steal. Take them to a posh hotel and they all turn into the Artful Dodger.
5. And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don''t blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don''t blame everything on
Satan."
6. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."
7. The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you''re got millions of pals out there. Type in, "Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire" and the computer will say, "Specify type of goat."
8. Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
9. I found my wife in bed naked one day next to a Vietnamese guy and a black guy. I took a picture and sent it to Benetton. You never know.
10. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
11. There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you''re anxious to meet people who do.
12. I was born in Nicaragua and I felt there wasn''t enough political instability in my life. So I moved to Quebec.
13. I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
14. To make a long story short, Rhett and Scarlett split up in the end.
15. (On American broadcasters'' decision to make the puck in NHL hockey broadcasts glow:) Apparently the black puck on the white ice wasn''t contrast enough. That''s funny, because Americans don''t usually have trouble distinguishing black from white.
16. My sister married a German. He complained he couldn''t get a good bagel back home. I said: "Well, whose fault is that?"
17. (On the 1-800 hotline number on a jar of pickles:) Who the hell''s got pickle questions?
18. (On the necessity of having a 24-hour pickle hotline:) You got brine problems that can''t wait until morning?
19. I''d like to help the homeless, but they''re never home.
20. My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she''s reading.
21. What''s with squeegee kids? I mean, they don''t really wash the windshield, do they? They simply re-distribute the dirt.
22. Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets a blow job - no matter how bad it is.
23. I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.
24. They had things on the Brady Bunch that I never saw in my house. Breakfast, for example.
25. My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.
26. The difference between Charles Manson and every woman I''ve dated is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut the first time you meet him.
27. Montreal''s not a city. It''s Disney World for alcoholics.
28. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. So I said: "Thyroid problem?"
29. I carry Montreal with me wherever I go. I have a chunk of poutine in my arteries.
30. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you''re in.
31. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
32. The key to a good relationship is they key. Give me back the key.
33. Like my father, I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
34. Things you''ll never hear a woman say: "My, what an attractive scrotum!"
35. (On why the side-effects of drugs are always negative:) It''s never "positive sexual side-effects." It''s never "gigantism," is it?
36. What''s with the warning "May contain some nudity"? Well, I have to know for sure.
37. And then there''s the diner who asks if the fish at the restaurant is fresh. What are they going to tell you? "No, it''s four days old and stinks to high heaven."
38. When I was young, my father had a serious heart attack. He survived, but we lost our house and car. Under the Canadian medicare system, we would have kept the house and car and would have just had to pay the inheritance tax.
39. Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
40. In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you''re a Mexican. In Florida, you''re a Cuban. In New York, you''re a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I''m an Eskimo.
41. Why do people suck their stomachs in when they weigh themselves? So they can see the scale.
42. I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I''m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
43. My parents saw the president they loved get shot in the head. I saw my president get head.
44. I''m the second-most-famous person from Timmins, Ontario - after Shania Twain. That''s like being the second-most-famous person from Bethlehem. No one cares about Duncan of Bethlehem.
45. I discovered I scream the same way whether I''m about to be devoured by a Great Whale or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
46. (On how a full-bodied sort of dad keeps his children fit and trim:) I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear.
47. (On trying to be a good husband by accompanying his wife to parties:) Just before we go in she turns to me and says: "Don''t drink too much, don''t eat too fast, and..." Oh, man. So why bring me? (Then on departing:) She turned to me and said: "How could you embarrass me like that in front of all my friends?" So I pointed out to her that it was _me_ who vomited.
48. Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay-dungeon master.
49. My mother never saw the irony of call me a son-of-a-bitch.
50. Does Tampax really need it''s own Web site? "My cramps are killing me. I''d better head over to the maxi-pad chat room."
SPECIAL BONUS JOKE!!!
51. Men and women clean differently. For example, women dust. Men don''t dust. Men need the dust there so they know where to put things back.
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.