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» Site title: BricoNet
» Site description: Portal dedicado à Bricolage. Novidades, classificados, directório de empresas, fórum e agenda de eventos.
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» Site title: Casa Inteligente
» Site description: Projeto Conectar que incentiva à utilização da tecnologia, dos produtos e dos serviços de automação residencial em imóveis novos, a partir da implantação de infra-estrutura de cabeamento adequada. Contém artigos relacionados e agenda de eventos.
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» Site title: Faz Facil
» Site description: Dicas para manutenção do lar. Informações sobre eletrodomésticos, reformas, materiais e outros.
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» Site title: Irenes
» Site description: Dicas e truques caseiros sobre animais, decoração, insetos, lavanderia, manchas e plantas. Idéias na cozinha para aves, carnes, frituras, laticÃnios, massas, peixes, sopas, temperos, tortas e vinhos. Estação de frutas, hortaliças, legumes. Dicas sobre economia familiar. Como cuidar, preservar ou restaurar livros. Sobrevivência no trânsito. Educação, bem estar e saúde.
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» Site title: Plantas de Interior
» Site description: Informações sobre plantas em ambientes internos de uma casa. Dicas sobre decoração, formas, arranjos, cestos, suportes, divisórias, jardins, bolbos, orquÃdeas, pragas, bonsais, tulipas, violetas e outros.
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» Site title: Revista Casa Claudia
» Site description: Publicação de artigos de arquitetura, decoração, jardinagem.
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$%^ off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. It''s always darkest before dawn. So if you''re going to steal your neighbor''s newspaper, that''s the time to do it.
4. Don''t be irreplaceable; if you can''t be replaced, you can''t be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6. Always remember you''re unique, just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you''re a mile away and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don''t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don''t squat with your spurs on.
17. If you drink, don''t park; accidents cause people.
18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
19. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
20. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Humor of the day
181.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185.
Q: How do you check a blonde''s IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don''t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189.
Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don''t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don''t moo.
190.
Q: Why aren''t BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can''t even keep two calves together!
191.
Q: Why don''t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
192.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
193.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
194.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
195.
Q: What''s a blonds'' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
196.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde''s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
197.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW''s
A: Because they can''t spell PORSCHE!!
198.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
199.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
200.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.