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» Site title: Guia do Hardware  - NotÃcias, dicas, análises e artigos. Livros online, downloads, tutorias, linux e kurumin.
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» Site title: Clube do Hardware
» Site description: Especializado em assuntos ligados a hardware. Fornece artigos, fóruns, drivers e downloads para os usuários.
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» Site title: Hardware Profissional
» Site description: Contém artigos, dicas, links e downloads sobre assuntos ligados a hardware.
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» Site title: Hardware.com.pt
» Site description: Novidades, guias, artigos e reviews sobre hardware.
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» Site title: Informática R7Web
» Site description: Artigos e notÃcias relacionados a hardware e software.
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» Site title: One Laptop per Child
» Site description: Uma associação non-profit dedicada à pesquisa e ao desenvolvimento de um laptop criada especialmente para as crianças mais pobres que vivem nos lugares mais remotos. Noticias e fotografias.
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» Site title: SimuPLC e LCE
» Site description: Simulador de PLC, Controlador Lógico Programável em LCE, Linguagem de Comandos Elétricos.
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» Site title: Tecnologia Online
» Site description: Blog de Tecnologia com novidades sobre hardwares.
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» Site title: TestFreaks
» Site description: Coleção de testes e reviews de diversos tipos de hardware.
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» Site title: TI Serial Link
» Site description: Esquemas e componentes para a criação de um cabo de ligação entre o computador a as máquinas de calcular TI (89, 92...)
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Some actual product warning labels:
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)
On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM
UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Make sense...except these instructions we''re IN THE BOX!)
In some countries (like W. Virginia:), on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
( Now THAT I''d like to see! )
On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)
On Tesco''s Tiramisu dessert (printed on BOTTOM of the box)
* DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(oops...Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let''s experiment.)
On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to what...use in outer space?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I''m sure glad they cleared that up.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
On a child''s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
That''s right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
Humor of the day
181.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185.
Q: How do you check a blonde''s IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don''t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189.
Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don''t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don''t moo.
190.
Q: Why aren''t BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can''t even keep two calves together!
191.
Q: Why don''t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
192.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
193.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
194.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
195.
Q: What''s a blonds'' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
196.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde''s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
197.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW''s
A: Because they can''t spell PORSCHE!!
198.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
199.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
200.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.