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I''m glad I''m a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don''t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don''t brag to my buddies about my erections
I won''t drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don''t get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!

I won''t grab your hooters, I won''t pinch your butt
my belt buckle''s not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don''t go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don''t belch in public, I don''t scratch my behind
I''m a woman you see -- I''m just not that kind!

I''m glad I''m a woman, I''m so glad I could sing
I don''t have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn''t grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can''t see 3 inches of crack
And what''s on my head doesn''t leave with my comb
I''ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I''m a woman, you know -- I''ve got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don''t live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don''t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won''t tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I''m glad I''m a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don''t long for male bonding, I don''t cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I''m a woman by chance and I''m thankful it''s true
I''m so glad I''m a woman and not a man like you!

Humor of the day

Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.