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» Site title: Hazikedvencek.hu
» Site description: Kutyák, macskák, halak és egyéb kedvencek lapjainak listája.
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» Site title: Ossi görényes oldala
» Site description: Vadászgörények tartása, egészsége és a hétköznapok.
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» Site title: Ödönfészek
» Site description: Ödönke, az aranyhörcsög hivatalos honlapja, hasznos információkkal hörcsögbarátoknak, képekkel, és _rengeteg_ linkkel.
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Randomize humor
I''m hungry = I''m hungry.
I''m sleepy = I''m sleepy.
I''m tired = I''m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What''s wrong? = I don''t see why your making such a big deal about this.
What''s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What''s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I''m bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let''s have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we''d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn''t look that much different!
Let''s talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you''d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin'' dress and let''s go home!
I don''t think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.
Humor of the day
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.