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Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolate
Forrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera - People who like Chocolate..Next on ''Forrest''
Forrest Shakespeare - Chocolate, or no chocolate that''s the question
Forrest Of Borg - All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley - Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen - I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine - I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura - Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper - People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner - What''s chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones - D*@!* Jim, I''m a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock - Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty - The box, she''s breaking apart Capt''n
Forrest Butler - Frankly Scarlett, I don''t like chocolate
Forrest O''Hara - Tomorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee - Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton - I didn''t inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson - I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo - Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Marx - That''s the weirdest box of chocolates I''ve ever seen.
Forrest Nicholson - You want chocolate, you can''t handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield - Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest Noah - 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter
Forrest on phonics - Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine - Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest Alimony - The Box is mine!
Forrest Andrews - The Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates
Forrest Costello - Who''s eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbott - No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader - Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda - There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate.

Humor of the day

Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.