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Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.

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Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain''t no ordinary blow-job...

Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?
A: He couldn''t blow the safe do he went down on the elevator...

Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
A: Because you get a womb with a view...

Q: Why are eggs so frusterated?
A: Because they only get laid once, they only get eaten once, and you''ve gotta boil them to get them hard...

Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep...

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: Stand back, I don''t know how big this thing gets...

Q: Did you hear about the deaf gynecoligist?
A: He had to learn how to read ilps...

Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You''d be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead...

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Cause they dont know the words...

Q: Where are an elephant''s sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you''re fucked...

Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: If she farts, her ankles will swell...

Q: What''s the ulitmate rejection?
A: When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep...

Q: How do you know when an elephant''s been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing...

Humor of the day

Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.