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Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off you when you die !
What''s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!
What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human.
Lawyer''s creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You''re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice !!
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a sleazy politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
What''s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
Lipstick !
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
Skeet.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Why has there never been a reported case of a shark biting a lawyer?
Professional courtesy !
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a lost hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; all of the other three are mythical creatures!
Q: What is every blonde''s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I''m "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I''m drunk!"
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can''t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don''t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby''s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.