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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he''s in his brown suit. She''d specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she''d brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he''d been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.
She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she''d brought especially for that purpose.
The undertaker said, "But madam! It''s only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can''t possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time."
The lady said, "Who''s paying for this?"
Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.
After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he''d been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast.
The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!"
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Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.