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Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.

Randomize humor

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) under the appropriate heading on the right side.

> TRUE FALSE
1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
|______|______|

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
|______|______|

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
|______|______|

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.
|______|______|

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.
|______|______|

6. A G-string is part of a violin.
|______|______|

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".
|______|______|

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". |______|______|

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
|______|______|

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.
|______|______|

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
|______|______|

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.
|______|______|

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
|______|______|

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
|______|______|

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
|______|______|

16. A condom is an apartment complex.
|______|______|

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church.
|______|______|

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.
|______|______|

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
|______|______|

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.
|______|______|

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
|______|______|

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
|______|______|

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.
|______|______|

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
|______|______|

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".
|______|______|

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
|______|______|

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.
|______|______|

Humor of the day

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag