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Q: What''s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she''ll swallow.
Q: Why don''t they teach driver''s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don''t want to wear out the camel.
Q: What''s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell''s Angel with a Jehovah''s Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off!
Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
Q: What''s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: What''s the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she''s given her last blow job.
Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It''s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q. What''s the definition of Trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson''s ranch know when it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he''s got his head up a fairy''s skirt, then he''s a goblin''.
Q. What''s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: What''s a Japanese girl''s favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue''s still in the envelope.
Q: What''s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: Which of the following doesn''t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can''t beat a blow job.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185.
Q: How do you check a blonde''s IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don''t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don''t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don''t moo.
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Q: Why aren''t BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can''t even keep two calves together!
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Q: Why don''t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
192.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
193.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
195.
Q: What''s a blonds'' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde''s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VW''s
A: Because they can''t spell PORSCHE!!
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Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.