Top Sites List , World , Chinese_Traditional , 藝術 , 視覺藝術 | ODP | 31.07.2010
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| » Site title: 中華藝術家 » Site description: 提供多種方法查詢古今藝術家簡歷和藝術史大事紀。 |
| » Site title: 海棠藝術網站 » Site description: 提供藝文訊息、藝術家介紹、藝術宣傳和展示管道的資訊。 |
| » Site title: 玫瑰廚房 » Site description: 台灣藝術網站與藝術環境觀察與批評，藝術、樂團、劇團與舞團的網站連結，世界各地的照相簿。 |
| » Site title: 設計魔力 » Site description: 含設計資訊，作品陳列，論壇。 |
| » Site title: STORE ROOM。個人作品集 » Site description: 升仔的個人作品集，包括生活漫畫、藝術作品例如繪畫、素描等。 |
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.
It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony.
So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together.
They went back to St. Peter, and said, "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?"
"Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I''ll never get a lawyer!"
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
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Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
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Q: How do you check a blonde''s IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don''t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don''t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don''t moo.
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Q: Why aren''t BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can''t even keep two calves together!
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Q: Why don''t blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
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Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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Q: What''s a blonds'' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde''s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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Q: Why do blondes drive VW''s
A: Because they can''t spell PORSCHE!!
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Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they''re on the train they can tell if they''re going to work or coming home.