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Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won''t be invited out again!
(unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)
I''D LOVE TO BUT...
... I changed the lock on my door and now I can''t get out.
... I feel a song coming on.
... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
... I have to bleach my hare.
... I have too much guilt.
... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I''m stuck on it...
... I never go out on days that end in "Y."
... I promised to help a friend re-fold road maps.
... I''m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
... I''m having all my plants neutered.
... I''m making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
... I''m too old for that stuff.
... I''m too young for that stuff.
... I''m touring China with a wok band.
... I''m trying desperately to be less popular.
... I''m uncomfortable when I''m alone or with others.
... I''m waiting to see if I''m already a winner.
... My bathroom tiles need grouting.
... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
... My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
... My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn''t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can''t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn''t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.