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-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn''t show the dirt.
-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
-Why didn''t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo''s butt was more manageable.
-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When''s the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse.
-What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
-Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It''s cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious.
-How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.
-Why don''t brunettes get breast implants?
They''ve already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.
-Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn''t feel left out.
-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.
-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.
-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
-How did Revlon come up with it''s brunette hair color?
By studying what oilspills did to seaweed.
-What''s the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
-What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
-Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
-What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
''What part of *yes* don''t you understand?''
Humor of the day
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"