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Randomize humor
1. "I''ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
2. "Duct tape won''t fix that."
3. "Come to think of it, I''ll have a Heineken."
4. "We don''t keep firearms in this house."
5. "You can''t feed that to the dog."
6. "I thought Graceland was tacky."
7. "No kids in the back of the pick-up...it''s not safe."
8. "Professional wresslin''s fake."
9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
10. "We''re vegetarians."
11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"
12. "I''ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."
14. "I don''t understand the appeal of NASCAR."
15. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
16. "Deer heads detract from the decor."
17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."
18. "I just couldn''t find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
19. "Trim the fat off that steak."
20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."
21. "The tires on that truck are too big."
22. "I''ll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
23. "I''ve got it all on a floppy disk."
24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."
25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany''s."
27. "I''ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
28. "She''s too old to be wearing that bikini."
29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
30. "Hey, here''s an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven''t seen."
31. "I don''t have a favorite college football team."
32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."
33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."
34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
35. "Elvis who?"
36. "Checkmate"
Humor of the day
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"