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Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician
202.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn''t fit.
203.
Q: Why wasn''t the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
A: She wouldn''t have been old enough to bear children!
204.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
205.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
206.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
207.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
208.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband''s car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
209.
Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
210.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
211.
Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them
212.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
213.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they''re simple, easy and they taste good.
214.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
215.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
216.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
217.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
218.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
219.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde''s ass?
A: A brain tumor.
220.
Q: Why do blonde''s find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don''t have to marry them for sex!
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"