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What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
How many reindeer does Santa have?
11 (named below):
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
Rudolph (the one with the red nose),
Olive (all of the other reigndeer)
and Al (Then Al the reigndeer loved him all).
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What kind of bird can write?
A PEN-guin
Why does Santa''s sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long distance-runners on each side.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph-the red-nosed reindeer?
Beacuse every buck is dear to him.
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We''ll have a "boo" Christmas without you.
ELF#1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF#2: "OKay everyone, sack time!"
If athletes get athlete''s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!!!!!
Humor of the day
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I''ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I''ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid''s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"