Top Sites List , World , Íslenska , Viðskipti , Fasteignasölur | ODP | 03.12.2008
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| » Site title: Eignamiðlun Suðurnesja |
| » Site title: Hóll |
| » Site title: Hraun » Site description: Lögmannsstofa og fasteignasala. |
| » Site title: RE/MAX » Site description: Remax fasteignasölurnar á Íslandi |
| » Site title: Stuðlaberg » Site description: Fasteignasala í Reykjanesbæ |
| » Site title: Valhöll » Site description: Allar tegundir húsnæðis á söluskrá, notað og nýtt íbúðarhúsnæði ásamt atvinnuhúsnæði. |
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A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks "this guy doesn''t know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.
But the bartender still doesn''t believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.
He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
"Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out.
"That tastes like pee!," he shoots back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"