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Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day
just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You
know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! I
don''t think I can stay in business at those prices."
Her Mom thinks for a while and says, "Well dear, in my day we would
give a blow job and for only $25 and we considered ourselves lucky to
get that!"
Grandma looks at her daughter and her grandaughter and says, "The
both of you don''t know what tough times really are. Back during the
depression we used to give blow jobs for free because we were just
glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
Humor of the day
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I''ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I''ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid''s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"