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» Site title: Aging With Dignity
» Site description: Advice on making health care decisions and what you want your loved ones to know.
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» Site title: Be An Outrageous Older Man
» Site description: Dedicated to the works of Bard Lindeman, career journalist for nearly 50 years who writes on all subjects affecting aging and is a tireless advocate for seniors' issues.
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» Site title: Golden Opportunities
» Site description: TV show dealing with issues facing older Americans and their families including medicine, finances and law.
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» Site title: GrandmaBetty.com
» Site description: Information on topics of interest to seniors, everything from geriatric medicine to lottery numbers.
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» Site title: Living Over Aging
» Site description: Promotes age awareness and offers information, resources and products and services for lifelong success.
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» Site title: OlderWiserWomen
» Site description: Collection of articles by and for women, telling their stories, and helping to redefine aging into a positive experience.
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» Site title: Retire To Enjoy
» Site description: Online retirement guides, daily news, retirement tips, weekly buzz, monthly features.
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» Site title: Senior Citizens
» Site description: Provides senior citizens anywhere in the world with travel, health, financial and living skills information.
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» Site title: SeniorDiscounts.com
» Site description: Listing of where seniors can find businesses which offer age-related discounts.
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If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?
You''d make a lovely corpse!
I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?
Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
I wish I''d known you when you were alive.
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!
What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.
Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.
Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.
Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Humor of the day
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"