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Clinton doesn''t inhale, he sucks
USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident.
It''s a dog eat dog world... and I''m wearing milkbone underwear!!!
I break for hallucinations
My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer
Blondes Are Not Dumb (the bumper sticker was upside-down)
DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN''T GET OUT!!!
IF YOU DON''T LIKE MY DRIVING, STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!
Nuck Fewt
ORGASM DONOR
My child made Student of the Month at Juvenile Hall
No radio. Already stolen.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
My other wife is beautiful.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Don''t laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
I love animals - They taste great!
I''d rather step in shit than smoke it.
Unless you are a hemorrhoid - get off my ass!
On the back of a caterer''s truck: "Nobody beats our meat!"
Humor of the day
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct
her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.
"I''m doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful, and I''m starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to
worry that she hadn''t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said,
"I don''t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was
starting to get cold.
I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"