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GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK
1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ''Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.
2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I''d say "Get well soon"...but I know it''s incurable.
3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire....I found your cat...Sorry!
4. You had your bladder removed and you''re on the mends.... here''s a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
5. You''ve announced that you''re gay, and won''t that be a laugh, when they find out you''re one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
6. So your daughter''s a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she''s a really good lay.
7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don''t fret about your wife though... She''s moving in with me.
8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn''t have installed... Win''95.
9. You totalled your car... and can''t remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry
10. So you lost your job... It''s one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss''s wife.
ARTERY--The study of fine paintings.
BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails.
BENIGN--What yoiu are after you be 8.
CAESAREAN SECTION--A district in Rome.
COLIC--A sheep dog.
COMA--A punctuation mark.
CONGENITAL--Friendly.
DILATE--To live longer.
FESTER--Quicker.
G.I. SERIES--Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
GRIPPE--A suitcase.
HANGNAIL--A coat hook.
MEDICAL STAFF--A Doctor''s cane.
MINOR OPERATION--Coal digging.
MORBID--A higher offer.
NODE--Was aware of.
ORGANIC--Church musician.
OUTPATIENT--A person who has fainted.
POST-OPERATIVE--A letter carrier.
PROTEIN--In favor of young people.
SECRETION--Hiding anything.
SEROLOGY--Study of English knighthood.
TABLET--A small table.
TUMOR--An extra pair.
URINE--Opposite of you''re out.
VARICOSE VEINS--Veins which are very close together.