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161.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write ''Please turn over'' on both sides of a piece of paper

162.
Q: Why aren''t there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

163.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don''t get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don''t leave trails, like little snails.

164.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

165.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde''s vagina?
A: The Blonde!

166.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

167.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.

168.
Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"

169.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she''d ever been picked up by ''the fuzz''?
A: ''No. But I''ve been swung around by the tits.''

170.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

171.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

172.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

173.
Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other?
A: An air mattress.

174.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

175.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All...

176.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.

177.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.

178.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

179.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year''s hide-and-seek champ.

180.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde''s head?
A: A Space Invader.

Humor of the day

ARTERY--The study of fine paintings.
BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails.
BENIGN--What yoiu are after you be 8.
CAESAREAN SECTION--A district in Rome.
COLIC--A sheep dog.
COMA--A punctuation mark.
CONGENITAL--Friendly.
DILATE--To live longer.
FESTER--Quicker.
G.I. SERIES--Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
GRIPPE--A suitcase.
HANGNAIL--A coat hook.
MEDICAL STAFF--A Doctor''s cane.
MINOR OPERATION--Coal digging.
MORBID--A higher offer.
NODE--Was aware of.
ORGANIC--Church musician.
OUTPATIENT--A person who has fainted.
POST-OPERATIVE--A letter carrier.
PROTEIN--In favor of young people.
SECRETION--Hiding anything.
SEROLOGY--Study of English knighthood.
TABLET--A small table.
TUMOR--An extra pair.
URINE--Opposite of you''re out.
VARICOSE VEINS--Veins which are very close together.