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121.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

122.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One''s a bunch a cunning runts ...

123
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don''t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

124.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

125.
Q: What''s the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

126.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!

127.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One''s a busy ditch.

128.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won''t follow you around after you use it.

129.
Q: What''s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock''ll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock''ll-doooo."

130.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won''t follow you around for a week.

131.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

132.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

133.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

134.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They''re both empty from the neck up.

135.
Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

136.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

137.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ?
A: Put either of ''em in a car and their fucked.

138.
Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

139.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

140.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don''t tell her to swallow.

Humor of the day

A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I''ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying,
"I''ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid''s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"