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61.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
62.
Q: What''s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.
63.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON''T WALK".
64.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.
65.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.
66.
Q: What''s the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
67.
Q: What''s a blonde''s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
68.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
A: Kick open the car door.
69.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver''s license?
A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.
70.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
71.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
72.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
73.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
74.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It''s on. It''s off. It''s on. It''s off. It''s on. It''s off.
75.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
76.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.
77.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
78.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
79.
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.
80.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band/team?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Rams?
Humor of the day
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I''ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I''ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid''s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"