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The Franklin Factor:
Early to bed and early to rise means it''s time to meet more guys.
The Rat Race:
If there''s one rat in a room full of nice men, he''ll hit on you first.
The Eyeglass Prescription:
Don''t wear your glasses on a blind date. You''ll look better, and he will too.
The Ring Rule:
A watched telephone never rings.
The Creep Call:
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It''s a call from a creep you told you were busy.
The Fishing Forecast:
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?
The Psychological Prognosis:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable by marriage.
The Rope Trick:
Give a man enough rope and he''ll lasso another woman.
Mind Over Matter:
No one ever falls in love with another person''s mind at a cocktail party.
The Fault Finder:
The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.
The Unintended Result:
1) Men''s desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy;
1a) Men often go looking for sex and end up finding love;
2) Women''s desire for intimacy often results in sex;
2a) Women often go looking for love and end up finding only sex.
The Rabbit Rule:
Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.
The Dangle Doctrine:
You can''t keep a good man down.
Twain''s Truth:
Familarity breeds children.
The Fertility Factor:
Women are only fertile a few days each month, unless they''re single.
The Preparation Predicament:
The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he''s fallen asleep by the time you''re ready.
Humor of the day
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.