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    miniaturka strony http://geography.about.com/education/scilife/geography/library/misc/blgg.htm   » Site title: About.com: Geography Glossary
    » Site description: Geographical terms defined.

    miniaturka strony http://www.runet.edu/~swoodwar/CLASSES/GEOG235/glossary.html   » Site title: Biogeography Glossary
    » Site description: Terms arranged according to various subject categories including general biogeography, ecology, evolution, landscape ecology and taxonomy maintained by Radford University.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geo.ed.ac.uk/agidict/welcome.html   » Site title: Free Edition of the AGI GIS Dictionary
    » Site description: Nearly 1,000 GIS terms and 52 diagrams published by the Association for Geographic Information and the University of Edinburgh Department of Geography.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geographic.org/glossary.html   » Site title: Geographic.org: Glossary
    » Site description: Alphabetized list of words with definitions.

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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I''m Stupid". That way you wouldn''t rely on them, would you? You wouldn''t ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn''t see your sign."

It''s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?"

"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here''s your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ''ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y''all catch all them fish?"
"No - We talked ''em into giving up. Here''s your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there''s only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don''t wanna lose it!"

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn''t resist. said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me! Here''s your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that''s hot!"
See? If he''d been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn''t ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn''t get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So.. is your truck stuck?"
I couldn''t help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I''m delivering'' a bridge...here''s your sign."

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny