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Randomize humor

1. "I''ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
2. "Duct tape won''t fix that."
3. "Come to think of it, I''ll have a Heineken."
4. "We don''t keep firearms in this house."
5. "You can''t feed that to the dog."
6. "I thought Graceland was tacky."
7. "No kids in the back of the pick-up...it''s not safe."
8. "Professional wresslin''s fake."
9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
10. "We''re vegetarians."
11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"
12. "I''ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."
14. "I don''t understand the appeal of NASCAR."
15. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
16. "Deer heads detract from the decor."
17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."
18. "I just couldn''t find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
19. "Trim the fat off that steak."
20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."
21. "The tires on that truck are too big."
22. "I''ll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
23. "I''ve got it all on a floppy disk."
24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."
25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany''s."
27. "I''ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
28. "She''s too old to be wearing that bikini."
29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
30. "Hey, here''s an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven''t seen."
31. "I don''t have a favorite college football team."
32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."
33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."
34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
35. "Elvis who?"
36. "Checkmate"

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny