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» Site title: Bradmans Business Travel Guides
» Site description: Business travel guides independently reviewing hotels and restaurants in over 100 business destinations from Ashgabat to Zurich.
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» Site title: On The Road
» Site description: A tactical guide for the business traveler, with detailed information on top business travel destinations in North America.
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» Site title: Trip Talk
» Site description: Host site for many travel message boards. Includes business, travel talk, escorted tour companies, cruise lines, river cruises, resorts, vacations, regional and countries.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that''s where you''re supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: What was the blond psychic''s greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why is the blonde''s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
Q: Why didn''t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She''d just dyed her hair.
A2: She''d just blow dried her hair and she didn''t want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: When they''re on their backs, they''re screwed.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: What''s a blonde''s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
Q: How do you make a blonde''s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why don''t blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can''t get the bottle into the typewriter.
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny