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» Site title: Adaland Aquapark
» Site description: Offers park hours and directions. Photos and information on rides and concessions listings. Kusadasi Turkey.
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» Site title: A'Famosa Water World
» Site description: Information, slide listing, photographs, admission rates, and operating schedule. Alor Gajah, Malaysia.
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» Site title: Splash Mountain
» Site description: Swimming, activity pools, and water slides. Information and amenities. Los Baños, Laguna, Philippines.
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» Site title: Wet 'n' Wild Water World
» Site description: Attractions, information, schedule, and special events. Queensland, Australia.
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» Site title: Xochitepec Ecological Water Park
» Site description: Park attractions, admission information, schedule of events, and photograph album. Located in Morelos.
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A woman in her 90''s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can''t live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn''t want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is.
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Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny