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    miniaturka strony http://www.ardnavally.com   » Site title: Ardnavally Scout Activity Centre
    » Site description: Contains program information, map, site facilities and booking contacts.

    miniaturka strony http://www.curraghchase.com/   » Site title: Curraghchase Scout Centre
    » Site description: 1000 acres of forest, 20 kilometres from Limerick City. Includes facilities, pricing, and contact information.

    miniaturka strony http://www.kilcully.com   » Site title: Kilcully Scout Campsite and Activity Centre
    » Site description: Fourteen acres located in County of Cork, Ireland. Contains facilities description, activities available, booking process, events, photos, map, and contacts.

    miniaturka strony http://homepages.iol.ie/~csilarch/index1.htm   » Site title: Larch Hill Camp
    » Site description: National camp site of Scouting Ireland. Describes facilities, location, events, and activities available at the camp.

    miniaturka strony http://www.loughkeelcamp.com/   » Site title: Lough Keel
    » Site description: Contains facilities description, activities, on-line booking, and contacts.

    miniaturka strony http://indigo.ie/~melleray/   » Site title: Mount Melleray Scout Centre
    » Site description: Scout activity and camp site of Scouting Ireland. Includes facilities, programs, location and contacts.



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Randomize humor

Women''s English:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No

I''m sorry = You''ll be sorry
We need = I want
It''s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You''ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don''t want you to.
I''m not upset = Of course I''m upset, you moron!
You''re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You''re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I''m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you''re really not going to like.
I''ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I''m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you''re dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don''t you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I''m not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It''s just that you''re such an asshole.
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Men''s English:

"I''m hungry" = I''m hungry.
"I''m sleepy" = I''m sleepy.
"I''m tired" = I''m tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I''d eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I''d eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I''d eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What''s wrong?" = I don''t see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What''s wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What''s wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I''m bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let''s have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we''d better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn''t look that much different!
"Let''s talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you''d like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin'' dress and let''s go home!
"I don''t think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.


Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny