Top Sites List , Recreation , Radio | ODP | 12.03.2010
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Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.
You''re asleep, but others worry that you''re dead.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn''t breaking any laws.
You call Olan Mills before they call you.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people''s operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You make an appointment to see the dentist.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
People call at 9 pm and ask, "did i wake you?"
You have dreams about prunes.
You answer a question with "because i said so!"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn''t come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can''t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you''re refering to someone''s lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel. (uncle calls the weather channel "old folks MTV."
You go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don''t even realize it.
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69''ing?
OdorEaters!!!