Top Sites List , Recreation , Pets , Organizations | ODP | 19.11.2008
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| » Site title: Animals at Heart Organization » Site description: Assists homeless animals, shelter workers, pets and owners. Offers pet loss services, behavioral training and burnout counseling. Includes pet care FAQs. |
Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.
You know you''re drinking too much coffee when...
You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You haven''t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You''re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don''t even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people''s fingernails.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil''s blend."
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
Cocaine is a downer.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You don''t need a hammer to pound nails.
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don''t sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You''ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it''s not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You''ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You''ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster''s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You''re offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can thread a sewing machine, while it''s running.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don''t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don''t tan, you roast.
You can''t even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she''s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde''s life?
A: Third grade.
Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.