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» Site title: Bike Tweakers
» Site description: For motorcycle owners, mechanics, tweakers, and racers.
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» Site title: Debben Performance online speed shop
» Site description: Motorcycle performance parts online like Nitrous Oxide Systems, Vance and Hines, Wiseco, APE, MRE, Turbo, drag racing to sports bikes like the Honda Fireblade, Suzuki Bandit, and Yamaha R1.
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» Site title: Dynojet
» Site description: Dynojet kit and K and N filter application list for Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki and Yamaha
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» Site title: Hell Fire Performance
» Site description: Nitrous Express system sales, installation and dyno tuning. HFP uses the Dynojet Model 150 inertia dynamometer to test all maks and models of motorcycles.
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» Site title: Honda MT50 tuning
» Site description: Tuning information for the Honda MT50.
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» Site title: Hot Bodies Racing
» Site description: Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda, Ducati, YZF-R1, YZF-R6, gsxr, seat cowl, undertails, racing bodywork, fiberglass.
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» Site title: MR.TURBO
» Site description: If you want a kick in the pants from your bike, run a turbo.
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» Site title: Nitrous Express
» Site description: Nitrous Oxide systems, parts, sales and service. Location and contact information available.
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» Site title: Replika Maschinen, Inc.
» Site description: A high performance two and four stroke cylinder head porting and air flow facility. They also apply "Thermal Coatings" to cylinders and related components.
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» Site title: Tony Foale Designs
» Site description: Information on motorcycle chassis, frames, suspension, forks, aerodynamics, steering. Source for the book "Motorcycle Handling and Chassis Design" plus loads of articles and photos.
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Man: "Haven''t we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I''m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven''t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that''s why I don''t go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
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Man: "Your place or mine?"
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Man: "I''d like to call you. What''s your number?"
Woman: "It''s in the phone book."
Man: "But I don''t know your name."
Woman: "That''s in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I''m a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what''s your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we''re both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let''s pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I''m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you''ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then why aren''t you leaving me alone?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don''t accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I''d die happy:
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Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I''d go through anything for you."
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Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
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Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny