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    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/acemotorcorp/   » Site title: Ace Motorcycles
    » Site description: History of Ace four cylinder motorcyles manufactured in Phildelphia, as well as other antique motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.richard-norman.freeserve.co.uk   » Site title: AJS & Matchless Spares Index
    » Site description: Index of suppliers and manufacturers of AJS and Matchless parts both used and replica.

    miniaturka strony http://www.allenmotorsports.com/   » Site title: Allen Vintage Motorcycle Museum
    » Site description: A collection of key-note British and American racing and road bikes from the past 50 years. Includes a selection of Japanese and European machinery.

    miniaturka strony http://allstateguy.tripod.com/   » Site title: Allstate, Puch and Gilera motorcycles
    » Site description: John Pfingstag's web pages devoted to Sears Allstate motorcycles and Silvertone radios

    miniaturka strony http://www.behanclassics.com/   » Site title: Behan Classic Motorcycles
    » Site description: Sources and sells Japanese and American motorcycles, including classics. Scottsdale, AZ

    miniaturka strony http://www.mindspring.com/~bigsid/   » Site title: Big Sid's
    » Site description: Collectable motorcycles; modern and vintage, foreign and domestic; including such makes as Vincent, Triumph, Norton, AJS, Matchless, Indian, Harley, Ducati, BMW and others. Includes collection of vintage photographs; articles; riding, maintenance, acquisition, and restoration tips.

    miniaturka strony http://thebikemuseum.com/   » Site title: The Bike Museum
    » Site description: Classic MV Agusta Motorcycles. Database of models, Registry, Library, Photos, For Sale, Sold, Wanted.

    miniaturka strony http://www.gbr27.dial.pipex.com/bikesheds/   » Site title: The Bike Sheds
    » Site description: Images of Veteran, Vintage and Classic Motorcycles with brief information.

    miniaturka strony http://www.redrobe.com/tr/bikes.html   » Site title: Bill Redrobe's Velocettes
    » Site description: All about classic velocettes valiant and velocette viper restoration

    miniaturka strony http://www.bdcm.btinternet.co.uk   » Site title: Black Dog Classic Motorcycles
    » Site description: Images of classic motorcycles and restoration of a Brough Superior.

    miniaturka strony http://www.britishmotorcycle.com.au/   » Site title: British Motorcycle Specialist Australia
    » Site description: Sales of British Motorcycles and Spare Parts. Woolloongabba Brisbane, Qld

    miniaturka strony http://www.carrickdesign.co.uk/brough.htm   » Site title: Brough Superior and Scott Motorcycles
    » Site description: Many photographs from 1920 onwards of Brough Superior and Scott Motorcycles and family's links with these machines.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dropbears.com/m/models/brough/   » Site title: Brough Superior Motorcycles
    » Site description: Includes reproduced catalogue of the marque. Information on Brough's most famous customer, Lawrence of Arabia.

    miniaturka strony http://www.freewebs.com/bsa_bantam/   » Site title: BSA Bantam - A Norwegian Restoration
    » Site description: The restoration of a 1954 BSA Bantam D3.

    miniaturka strony http://www.mistgreen.com/   » Site title: BSA Bantam Homepage
    » Site description: BSA Bantam resource site. Restorations, links, publications and history.

    miniaturka strony http://www.bantam.150m.com/   » Site title: BSA Bantam Library
    » Site description: B.S.A. Bantam Classic Motorcycle Library, this website covers all the models: D1, D3, D5, D7, D10, D14 and the D175. Includes wiring diagrams and history.

    miniaturka strony http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/bsabantam/   » Site title: BSA Bantam Mailing List
    » Site description: A Mailing list for BSA Bantam owners and enthusiasts. Site contains many photographs.

    miniaturka strony http://freespace.virgin.net/david.w.sharp/   » Site title: BSA Golden Flash PMU121
    » Site description: Restoration of a British 650cc motorcycle type BSA Golden Flash registered PMU121 in 1950

    miniaturka strony http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/ahum/   » Site title: The BSA WM20 website
    » Site description: BSA WM20 WWII military motorcycle site contains Lucas electrics, M20 data, frame numbers and an M20 forum.

    miniaturka strony http://digilander.libero.it/parsecweb/   » Site title: Capriolo: Italian vintage bike
    » Site description: The Areo Caproni firm produced the Capriolo motorcycle between 1950/1962

    miniaturka strony http://www.chromeclassics.com/   » Site title: Chrome Classics Vintage Motorcycles
    » Site description: Site for buying or selling classic motorcycles. The Restoration Services Directory is helpful for restoring and maintaining classic bikes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.classicbikedashboard.com/   » Site title: Classic Bike Dashboard
    » Site description: Information about classic motorcycles using a database of makes, models, history, people, etc. Relationships between classic bike records allows for navigation between connected items.

    miniaturka strony http://www.classicglory.com   » Site title: Classic Glory
    » Site description: Dedicated to shaft drive Sunbeam motorcycles. The S7, S7 deluxe, and S8 models of 1946-1956.

    miniaturka strony http://www.investment-bikes.com/   » Site title: Classic Internet-Bike Shop
    » Site description: Specialized in prewar BMW motorcycles, but also has a large and constantly changing stock of other makes and military bikes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.classicitaliancycles.com/   » Site title: Classic Italian Cycles Restoration
    » Site description: Provides repair and restoration services for antique and classic Italian motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.classicmotorbikes.com.au/   » Site title: Classic Motor Bikes and Terry Prince Vincent
    » Site description: Provide parts for restoration and upgrading of classic Vincent motor cycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.classic-motorcycle-fiberglass.com/   » Site title: Classic Motorcycle Fibreglass
    » Site description: Replica bodywork for a great many European and British classics, with some excellent photographs of rare and interesting antique motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dropbears.com/c/classicmemories   » Site title: Classic Motorcycle Memorabilia
    » Site description: Classic motorcycle literature and collectibles, research and gift ideas. Information on manifold vintage topics.

    miniaturka strony http://www.webring.com/t/Classic-Motorcycle-Webring   » Site title: Classic Motorcycle Webring
    » Site description: Links to classic, vintage and veteran motorcycle sites.

    miniaturka strony http://www.motorarchive.com/   » Site title: Classic Motorcycles Archive
    » Site description: Thousands of pictures with descriptions of antique, veteran, vintage and classic motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.stephanvaneverbroeck.be/   » Site title: Classic Motorcycles Stéphan Van Everbroeck Brugge
    » Site description: Stéphan Van Everbroeck sells and repairs BMW, Moto Guzzi and other European brands.

    miniaturka strony http://classic-mopeds.crazy-box-berlin.de/   » Site title: Classic-Mopeds
    » Site description: Motorcycle Oldtimers from Ariel to Z. Picture gallery, History, Museums, Dates and Events.

    miniaturka strony http://pages.zoom.co.uk/motorcycle.museum   » Site title: The Combe Martin Motorcycle Collection
    » Site description: A collection of motorcycles, invacars and scooters, displayed in an old-world atmosphere in Combe Martin North Devon. Over 60 exhibits

    miniaturka strony http://www.cosmoclassic.f9.co.uk/   » Site title: Cosmo Classic Motorcycles
    » Site description: Specialist repair business for classic British, Italian, German, American and Japanese motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cotswold-classics.co.uk   » Site title: Cotswold Classic Motorcycles
    » Site description: Where you can find high quality classic motorcycles at good value for money prices.

    miniaturka strony http://uk.geocities.com/mikellis%40btopenworld.com/   » Site title: Coventry Classic Motorcycles
    » Site description: Suppliers of new and used spares for all Meriden twins. Also specialist services - cylinder head repair, powder coating, blast cleaning, engine/gearbox reconditioning.

    miniaturka strony http://www.crockermotorcycleco.com/   » Site title: Crocker Motorcycle Company
    » Site description: Manufactures reproduction parts for both "Big and Small Tank" models. History, original pictures, parts and apparel.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dwasserman.com/   » Site title: David Wasserman Antique Motorcycles
    » Site description: Selling antique motorcycle memorabilia and related advertising.

    miniaturka strony http://www.delboysbritishbikes.com   » Site title: Delboys Classic British Bikes
    » Site description: A site dedicated to Ariels and BSAs restored by delboy.

    miniaturka strony http://www.douglasmotorcycles.net/   » Site title: douglasmotorcycles.net
    » Site description: Douglas forum with technical discussion, articles, photos, model identification, racing, classifieds, and knowhow.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dropbears.com/d/dusting/index.htm   » Site title: Dusting Sidecars
    » Site description: Dusting Steel Bodied sidecars for vintage, veteran and classic motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://freespace.virgin.net/elk.engineering/   » Site title: ELK Promotions
    » Site description: Specialize in re-print motorcycle manuals and spares lists, and also organis ethe Ashford and Rye (UK) Shows and Bikejumbles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cybermotorcycle.com/   » Site title: European Motorcycle Universe
    » Site description: Sheldon's EMU - Lists hundreds of European makes and models with historical articles, image galleries and forums.

    miniaturka strony http://ds.dial.pipex.com/graham_c/   » Site title: Fettling
    » Site description: Site devoted to the repair and restoration of classic motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://garagecompany.com/   » Site title: Garage Company
    » Site description: Specializing in collectible factory race machines, we carry classic motorcycles, vintage memorabilia, motorcycle books, t-shirts, videos, posters and other memorabilia.

    miniaturka strony http://all-digital.net/gftp   » Site title: Glass from the Past
    » Site description: Manufacturer of hand laid fiberglass bodywork for various vintage motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.gnomerhone.net   » Site title: Gnome & Rhone Motorcycles
    » Site description: Site of the French club "Amicale des Motos Gnome and Rhone" which welcomes everybody interested in Gnome and Rhone motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://hamptonmotorsports.com/   » Site title: Hampton Motor Sports
    » Site description: A site with free listings for all motorsports and is dedicated very much to classic motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://harborvintage.com/   » Site title: Harbor VIntage Motor Co., Inc.
    » Site description: Full service motorcycle shop, a manufacturer and a mail order parts house dealing in American motorcycles from 1903 to present. While specializing in the 1930 - 1936 models

    miniaturka strony http://www.harley-memories.com/   » Site title: Harley Davidson from 1903 to 1929
    » Site description: An attractively designed site for enthusiasts of vintage Harley-Davidson and other early American motorcycles. In French.

    miniaturka strony http://www.honoroakmotorcycles.co.uk/   » Site title: Honor Oak Motorcycles
    » Site description: Specialising in selling classic motorcycles since 1970 in Skegness, Lincolnshire.

    miniaturka strony http://www.hummeremporium.com/   » Site title: Hummer Emporium
    » Site description: Hummer Emporium reproduction cloth wiring harnesses for Harley Hummer and many other single cylinder classic 40s and 50s motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://icarus.davidstockman.co.uk   » Site title: Icarus Motorcycle Development
    » Site description: Manufacturers and suppliers of stainless steel parts for classic British Motorcycles. AJS, Matchless, Norton and Triumph stainless steel parts.

    miniaturka strony http://www.indianchiefmotorcycles.com/   » Site title: Indian motorcycle history, 1901 to present
    » Site description: Text and photos about the brand from 1901 to now, including sports bikes of the 1970's (English and Italian), customs, racers, current retro cruiser imitators and the revived Indian.

    miniaturka strony http://www.jobcycle.com/   » Site title: Job Cycle
    » Site description: Job Cycle provides services and parts for British and Antique motorcycles

    miniaturka strony http://www.joemaxwell-engineering.com/   » Site title: Joe Maxwell Engineering
    » Site description: UK Specialist in design and manufacturing of parts for Classic Motorcycles including CCM.

    miniaturka strony http://www.joellevinecompany.com/   » Site title: Joel Levine Co
    » Site description: Repair Speedometers, Tachometers and Ampmeters for British and European Motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.vintagecollectibles.co.uk/   » Site title: John Edge Classic Motorcycles and Collectibles
    » Site description: With over 400 bikes in stock we have a huge choice of classic models from Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, BSA, Norton and Triumph.

    miniaturka strony http://junak.ekoma.pl/   » Site title: Junak Pomorski
    » Site description: Polish Motocycles Junak SFM.

    miniaturka strony http://www.junak.riders.pl/   » Site title: Junak SFM 350
    » Site description: Strona Jacota poświęcona Junako

    miniaturka strony http://www.kzrider.com   » Site title: KZRider.com
    » Site description: Contains pictures, articles, technical advice, and classified ads, with emphasis on Kawasaki KZ/Z/Z-1 series motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://users.senet.com.au/~mitchell   » Site title: Leon's Vintage Motorcycle Page
    » Site description: Veteran and vintage motorcycles in Australia, featuring Australian-built bikes, Rudge, FN and Norton

    miniaturka strony http://www.douglasmotorcycles.co.uk/   » Site title: The London Douglas Motorcycle Club
    » Site description: Club is a club for enthusiasts of the Douglas marque of motorcycles produced throughout the whole of the period starting 1907 until the closure of the factory in 1957.

    miniaturka strony http://makismc.adr.dk/   » Site title: Makis MC Classic
    » Site description: Classic Moto,Horex, Nimbus, Triumph

    miniaturka strony http://www.molotovmotors.com   » Site title: Molotov Cocktail
    » Site description: Old Russian and Soviet motorcycles, sidecars parts, books, rare manuals, and information. Military and civilian bikes from WW2 to present day.

    miniaturka strony http://utenti.lycos.it/rumimotorcycles/index.htm   » Site title: Moto d'epoca Rumi
    » Site description: Rumi motorcycles, a milestone of design made in Italy. Photos, and technical information.

    miniaturka strony http://www.xs4all.nl/~rrvvww/morini.html   » Site title: Moto Morini @ Vehikel 2005
    » Site description: Moto Morini photo report: 34 large-sized photos of Moto Morinis that were on display at the 2005 edition of 'Vehikel' in Utrecht, Holland.

    miniaturka strony http://www.parilla-na.com   » Site title: Moto Parilla North America
    » Site description: Moto Parilla motorcycles from the 1950s and 60s with special emphasis the US market.

    miniaturka strony http://www.motoclassiche.it/   » Site title: Motoclassiche.it
    » Site description: Classic motorcycles, including forum. Italian and some English.

    miniaturka strony http://www.motomanuali.com/   » Site title: motomanuali
    » Site description: Related to old motorcycle original factory literature: manuals, catalogs, brochures, and collector's items like vintage original signs, posters, gadget. A part of the site is also dedicated to old motorcycles images archive, images coming from original literature items, free for visitor's.

    miniaturka strony http://www.themotorcyclecompany.net/   » Site title: The Motorcycle Company
    » Site description: Classic motorcycles, sales, maintenance,ABSAF engines and accessories

    miniaturka strony http://www.motorcyclerestorations.com/   » Site title: Motorcycle Restorations
    » Site description: A resource site for Vintage British and European motorcycle restorations including a Motorcycle Message Board and a Projects in Progress area with photo galleries.

    miniaturka strony http://www.motosantigas.com.br/eindex.htm   » Site title: Motos Antigas
    » Site description: Group of Brazilian vintage and classical motorcycles collectors expose their rare models. Makers history. Section with sales of classical bikes, parts and catalogues. Discussion group in Portuguese.

    miniaturka strony http://www.htb.com.au/htb10.html   » Site title: Neil Collins Restoration and Racing
    » Site description: Australian enthusiast collects and restores Yamaha 250cc motorcycles from the fifties and sixties. Parts, technical publications and advertising literature for sale.

    miniaturka strony http://www.allitnil.df.lth.se/nimbus/eindex.html   » Site title: Nimbus Motorcycles
    » Site description: Danish Nimbus in line four Motorcycle. Contains information, images, sound clips, stock book search.

    miniaturka strony http://home.tiscali.nl/wd16h/   » Site title: Norton (WD) 16H and Big 4
    » Site description: Informative site to unite all World War II Norton (WD) 16H and BIG 4 motorcycle owners. Includes historical and technical information.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cadishead.fsnet.co.uk   » Site title: NSU Motorcycles
    » Site description: Harold Nuttall, classic motorcycle racing and restoration UK

    miniaturka strony http://www.oldbritts.com/   » Site title: Old Britts
    » Site description: Providing geniune parts for Norton Commandos and some earlier models.

    miniaturka strony http://www.autogallery.org.ru/mota.htm   » Site title: Oldtimer Motorcycle Gallery
    » Site description: A virtual museum with a multitude of mostly antique motorbikes from around the world, including the USSR. Huge section of links. [Russian and English].

    miniaturka strony http://www.pantherownersclub.com/   » Site title: Panther Owners Club
    » Site description: Exists to preserve and maintain Panther motorcycles, built by Phelon and Moore in Cleckheaton (UK) from 1900 to 1967; information about the marque, models, history, and club activities and publications.

    miniaturka strony http://www.pantherownersclub.com/PantherPage/   » Site title: The Panther Page
    » Site description: Comprehensivce information on Panther motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://philclassic.co.uk/   » Site title: Phil Cotton Classic Motorcycles UK
    » Site description: Sells Triumph, Ariel, BSA, Ducati, Harley Davidson and Royal Enfield motorcycles. Also agents for new Norvin and Egli Vincent motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.phoenixphoto.co.uk/   » Site title: Phoenix Photographic
    » Site description: Photographs of classic motorcyles and related events. Pictures that capture the fun, pride and passion of our motorcycling life.

    miniaturka strony http://www.rexcauntracing.com/   » Site title: Rex Caunt Racing
    » Site description: We develop and manufacture electronic ignition systems for classic bikes, particularly competition bikes with self-generating systems (i.e. no batteries).

    miniaturka strony http://www.ajsspecialist.freeserve.co.uk/   » Site title: Richard Gaunt
    » Site description: AJS / Matchless postwar spares supplier, most second - hand also some new parts.

    miniaturka strony http://www.roadandrace.com.au   » Site title: Road and Race Classic European Motorcycles
    » Site description: Vintage Italian motorcycle specialist - Ducati, Benelli, Moto Guzzi, MV Agusta. Large on-line catalog, many rare spares.

    miniaturka strony http://romeromotos.com/   » Site title: Romeromotos Bultaco Racing Spares
    » Site description: Correct type of frame, cylinders and exhaust systems for racing vintage Bultaco motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ronfarthing.co.uk/   » Site title: Ron Farthing Motorcycles
    » Site description: Specialist supplier of British Motorcycles, especially the years prior to 1939 and right back to the start of the industry.

    miniaturka strony http://www.scitsu.co.uk/   » Site title: Scitsu Electronic Tachometers
    » Site description: Mail order site for Scitsu tachometers to suit most classic racing engines.

    miniaturka strony http://www.skipsbikes.com/   » Site title: Skips Brit Bikes Plus
    » Site description: Skips Brit Bikes Plus has a large inventory of vintage British motorcycles, parts, and accessories. Skips also does complete restoration projects as well as expert engine work.

    miniaturka strony http://www.stevetonkin-restorations.co.uk/   » Site title: Steve Tonkin Restorations
    » Site description: Restores motorcycles of all types and ages, ranging from the 1900's to the 1960's.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dropbears.com/m/models/classic/stolen.htm   » Site title: Stolen Classic Racers
    » Site description: Three rare classic racers stolen Sydney May 1998 AJS 7R, Matchless G45 and G50

    miniaturka strony http://terrot.france.free.fr/   » Site title: TERROT CLUB de FRANCE
    » Site description: A site about Terrot and Magnat-Debon.

    miniaturka strony http://www.terrot.org/   » Site title: Terrot Club France
    » Site description: Les moto Terrot et Magna Debon. Site du Terrot club Ballancourt 91 France.

    miniaturka strony http://www.inventivestudios.co.uk/thebikeshed/   » Site title: theBikeShed.net
    » Site description: Motorcycle restoration company within the UK. Specializing in classic Triumphs. Includes descriptions and photographs.

    miniaturka strony http://www.totalbikebits.com/   » Site title: Total Bike Bits
    » Site description: Classic motorcycle resource - dealers, services, spare parts, technical issues. UK based.

    miniaturka strony http://www.motorfietsdocumentatie.com/   » Site title: The Treasury
    » Site description: Original (oldtimer) literature for sale, brochures, workshop manuals, books, posters... Dutch site.

    miniaturka strony http://www.triplesonline.com   » Site title: Triples Online - BSA Rocket 3 and Triumph Trident
    » Site description: Triples OnLine - a source for information about the Triumph Trident (T150, T160, X75) and the BSA Rocket 3 (A75). These classic British motorcycles were produced from 1968 until 1975/6.

    miniaturka strony http://www.mkviiiktt.co.uk/   » Site title: Velocette MKVIII KTT
    » Site description: Enthusiasts' resource for Velocette MKVIII KTT racing motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.verralls.com/   » Site title: Verralls (Handcross) Ltd UK.
    » Site description: England's longest established dealer in veteran, vintage and classic motorcycles.

    miniaturka strony http://www.vintagebikeguys.com/   » Site title: Vintage Bike Guys
    » Site description: Vintage European and Japanese motorcycles and parts.

    miniaturka strony http://www.vintage-motorcycles.com/   » Site title: Vintage Motorcycles Ohio
    » Site description: Vintage and classic motorcycles for sale. Specializing in Honda.

    miniaturka strony http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/   » Site title: VintageBike.co.uk
    » Site description: A site dedicated to the experience of classic and vintage motorcycles. Classified ads, thousands of images and sound files, links to owners clubs and many other features.

    miniaturka strony http://www.walkermachine.com   » Site title: Walker Machine - Randy Walker
    » Site description: Precision Reproduction Parts and Restoration Services for Antique Motorcycles. 100% guaranteed. Brookfield, MA

    miniaturka strony http://www.dropbears.com/w/wemyss/index.htm   » Site title: Wemyss Motorcycle Auctioneers
    » Site description: Fine classic, veteran and vintage motorcycles auctioned at sales in Sydney and other Australian locations.

    miniaturka strony http://bellsouthpwp.net/r/o/robertwhizzer/   » Site title: Whizzer Sportsman Motorcycles
    » Site description: The Whizzer Sportsman Motorcycle was manufactured by the Whizzer Motor Company at their plant in Pontiac, Michigan from 1949 through 1953. Collector site advertises book on the marque.

    miniaturka strony http://members.tripod.com/whizzerworks/   » Site title: Whizzer Works
    » Site description: One of the largest collections of Whizzer motorcycles and parts. Restoration and rebuilding.

    miniaturka strony http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/WireWheels/Wheels.htm   » Site title: Wire Wheels
    » Site description: Over 30 years of building wheels for all brand bikes.



Do You Know?

Wikipedia say: Topsites are sites with a ranked listing of different websites, generally related by an overall subject. In many cases a topsite is a directory of related web sites which ranks the listed sites by popularity. Topsite rankings are user generated, usually through voting by visitors (clicks in to the topsite) from member sites or by counting pageviews. Most topsites have an anti-cheat protection system and some display traffic statistics, user ratings, and reviews. Topsites often list a top 50 or top 100 most popular sites with a similar topic. They can be a significant source of free targeted traffic for member sites if that topsite becomes popular. After several early search engines failed, some people thought topsites might replace them.


Randomize humor

There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters.

So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight. But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway.

So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it started screwing all the other farm animals.

So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said,"Ya better stop screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the rooster just kept on screwing.

One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around.

So he walked up to the rooster and said,"I told you you''d screw yourself to death!" then the rooster opened his eyes and said, - "SHUT-UP! I''m trying to get them to land!"


Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny