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    miniaturka strony http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/gradgrind.html   » Site title: Answers to Rhetorical Questions
    » Site description: Covers a wide-ranging number of subjects.

    miniaturka strony http://www.bridge.net/~labush/lalmwk20.htm   » Site title: Before and After
    » Site description: The object is to fill in the blanks. Example: "____ day ____" becomes "Sun day light", that is, "Sunday" and "Daylight".

    miniaturka strony http://www.bovilexics.com/   » Site title: Bovilexics.com
    » Site description: Humorous new words and phrases created to define various important and unimportant concepts.

    miniaturka strony http://jeff560.tripod.com/words.html   » Site title: A Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia
    » Site description: Includes book of word records, palindromic words, pangrams, most beautiful and ugly words, Scrabble words, and Bible word trivia.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ojohaven.com/collectives/   » Site title: The Collective Noun Page
    » Site description: Entertaining and annotated listing of collective nouns such as 'a murder of crows' and 'a pomposity of professors'.

    miniaturka strony http://corsinet.com/   » Site title: Corsinet.com
    » Site description: Offers collections of word play, insults, riddles and jokes.

    miniaturka strony http://uark.edu/~dbruce/list.html   » Site title: Dave's Fun Words
    » Site description: Categorized list of words which are fun to say.

    miniaturka strony http://www.robobunny.com/cgi-bin/dislexicon/dlc   » Site title: Dislexicon Word Generator
    » Site description: Contains Dislexicon, which generates new made-up words and definitions for them.

    miniaturka strony http://www.without-feathers.com/bits/fun-and-games/reads/tom-swifties.php   » Site title: Divinest-Sense.com: Tom Swifties
    » Site description: Definition of this style of play on words, a collection of original and previously-known examples, and links to other collections.

    miniaturka strony http://www.familytravelgames.com   » Site title: Family Travel Games
    » Site description: A book of family-oriented wordplay to occupy time during road trips, from easy to challenging. No additional implements needed.

    miniaturka strony http://reverent.org/sounds_like_faulkner.html   » Site title: Faulkner or Machine Translation?
    » Site description: A quiz to determine whether literary passages are the Faulkner originals or ones machine-translated from German into English.

    miniaturka strony http://rinkworks.com/words   » Site title: Fun With Words
    » Site description: Heteronyms, contronyms, eponyms, word/letter frequencies and other trivia.

    miniaturka strony http://users.breathe.com/ionabigyot/   » Site title: Funny Names Site
    » Site description: Contains names like Justin Credible and Mandy Lifeboats.

    miniaturka strony http://www.funnyname.com/   » Site title: Funnyname.com
    » Site description: A collection of amusing, interesting, strange, and occasionally rude names from the phone book.

    miniaturka strony http://www.fun-with-words.com/   » Site title: Fun-with-words.com
    » Site description: Dedicated to oddities of the English language plus various types of wordplay.

    miniaturka strony http://www.gadzillionthings.net/   » Site title: Gadzillion Things to Think About
    » Site description: 10,000+ rhetorical questions. Accepts submissions.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/vasudevanvrv/articles.htm   » Site title: Humour Articles
    » Site description: Collection of various forms of wordplay: puns, deft definitions and anagrams.

    miniaturka strony http://www.keepersoflists.org/   » Site title: Keepers of Lists
    » Site description: A large archive of amusing lists. Lists can be created, added to and voted on by the public.

    miniaturka strony http://home.planet.nl/~blade068/languagefun   » Site title: Language Fun
    » Site description: Shows how English can be distorted, corrupted or misinterpreted under numerous circumstances.

    miniaturka strony http://users.owt.com/lazrchet/humor/rhetoric.htm   » Site title: LazrChet's Rhetorical Questions
    » Site description: Questions designed to open one's mind, even if no answer is expected.

    miniaturka strony http://phrontistery.info/lipogram.html   » Site title: Loquacious Lipograms
    » Site description: Information and links on lipograms, works of fiction that omit a single letter.

    miniaturka strony http://tashian.com/multibabel   » Site title: Lost in Translation
    » Site description: See what happens when an English phrase is translated by computer back and forth between 5 different languages. Confusion results.

    miniaturka strony http://madtbone.tripod.com/   » Site title: The Mother of All Excuses Place
    » Site description: Over 900 excuses to not go to work or school, police and accidents, breaking dates, doctor, missing church, diet, and taxes.

    miniaturka strony http://mssamantics.us   » Site title: Ms-Sam-Antics
    » Site description: Oxymora, famous last words and Confucius Says are just some of the wordplay included.

    miniaturka strony http://www.npr.org/programs/wesun/puzzle/   » Site title: National Public Radio
    » Site description: New York Times and Weekend Edition puzzle editors present a weekly wordplay challenge.

    miniaturka strony http://yamara.com/junk/xl970512.html   » Site title: "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head."
    » Site description: How to say this phrase in various languages.

    miniaturka strony http://www.opundo.com   » Site title: Opundo
    » Site description: Includes wordplay and oddities, mathematica, theologica, computica, scientifica, and other humour.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/nallen20/FunnyPhobias.txt   » Site title: Phobias
    » Site description: Article lists some of the more amusing phobias, like arachibutyrophobia-- fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

    miniaturka strony http://madlibs.freeservers.com/   » Site title: Piece of Pi MadLibs
    » Site description: Site featuring a collection of madlibs.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/sanskritpuns99/   » Site title: Sanskritpuns99
    » Site description: A personal collection of essays and examples of the form, including parodies of famous works.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8797/JOKES/sayings.html   » Site title: Sayings and Rhetoric
    » Site description: Mind-wanderings and rhetorical questions.

    miniaturka strony http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank   » Site title: Scorpio Tales
    » Site description: Collection of anagrams, pangrams, eponyms, heteronyms, contronyms, homophones and mangled English.

    miniaturka strony http://highhopes.com/rhymetime.html   » Site title: Stink Pink
    » Site description: Questions have answers with two rhyming words.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9006/stupid.html   » Site title: Stupid Questions
    » Site description: Asks for your opinion about and submission of rhetorical questions.

    miniaturka strony http://home.snu.edu/~hculbert.fs/tate.htm   » Site title: The Tate Family Members
    » Site description: Plays on words using "Tate" as a last name.

    miniaturka strony http://www.txt2nite.com/smiley.html   » Site title: Text Messages
    » Site description: A collection of symbolic "smiley" messages.

    miniaturka strony http://www.unscramble.net   » Site title: Unscramble.net
    » Site description: Unscramble, find, rhyme or define various words online.

    miniaturka strony http://richard.tangle-wood.co.uk/   » Site title: Untruisms and One-Trick Words
    » Site description: Phrases that are only used when they are untrue, and words that can only be used within a cliche'.

    miniaturka strony http://www.vocabvitamins.com/   » Site title: Vocab Vitamins
    » Site description: A new word each day, plus the tools to enable you to use it.

    miniaturka strony http://www.brainteaser-world.com/puzzles/vocal-words/vocal-words-archives.htm   » Site title: Vocal Names Riddles
    » Site description: Guess a celebrity's name which is actually made of various words.

    miniaturka strony http://d.ch.free.fr/logic2uk.html   » Site title: Word Games Software
    » Site description: Created specifically for Scrabble players, a downloadable English thesaurus and dictionary for Windows.

    miniaturka strony http://www.aurete.com/wordmasher   » Site title: Word Masher
    » Site description: Scrambles your text but leaves the first and last letter of each word intact. The result is readable if you have a good vocabulary.

    miniaturka strony http://www.wordskit.com/   » Site title: Word Skit
    » Site description: Linguistic contortions, weird and wonderful words, plus quotations.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/gabrudos/sopa.htm   » Site title: Word Soup Without Vowels
    » Site description: A 12x13 diagram contains various letters in it--without vowels. Find as many words in the diagram and e-mail in your answers. Also Spanish-oriented.

    miniaturka strony http://wordspy.com   » Site title: The Word Spy
    » Site description: Explains new words and phrases with new entries added regularly, plus archives of previous entries.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cmcom.com/wordage/   » Site title: Wordage: The Game of Words
    » Site description: Has three levels of difficulty to challenge the average player as well as any lurking wordsmiths.

    miniaturka strony http://www.word-jumble.com   » Site title: Word-Jumble.com
    » Site description: Unscramble mixed-up letters dealing with sports, books, music and miscellaneous. Click on the scrambles to find their answers.

    miniaturka strony http://www.wordorium.blogspot.com   » Site title: Wordorium
    » Site description: A repository of newfangled words with mangled or meandering meanings created by wordpeckers.

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Randomize humor

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.

The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven''t wasted all this time alone. Instead, I''ve mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"

And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.

"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!"
And his dick deflated again.

"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It''s really something else!"

The guy responded that he didn''t mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished.

So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy''s full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" and the dick sprang to life.

Then it was "Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened.

So the guy now says, "For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing.

Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.

"What in the world are you doing!?" she asked.

The guy says...
"I''m givin'' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"

Humor of the day

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she''s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde''s life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.