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» Site title: Austin Punoff
» Site description: Results of the 2005 O. Henry event.
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» Site title: BadPuns.com
» Site description: Primarily a site with puns, punny cartoons, and a forum on puns. Also includes links, webrings and some wordplay. Accepts submissions.
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» Site title: Biology Puns
» Site description: Material supplied by biology students.
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» Site title: Chemistry Can Be Pun
» Site description: A test involving punny definitions of chemical elements.
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» Site title: Chemistry Puns
» Site description: Also includes a punny chemistry test for the reader to fill in the blanks.
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» Site title: Chet Meek's Page of Puns
» Site description: Wide-ranging list of puns and wordplay, many of which are rhetorical in nature. Gladly accepts submissions from viewers.
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» Site title: Diet Puns
» Site description: Dan Worona's contribution to losing weight and humor in general.
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» Site title: Dumb Puns
» Site description: A series of questions resulting in punny answers.
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» Site title: ESL Puns
» Site description: Examples of wordplay for those learning English as a second language.
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» Site title: Finnish puns
» Site description: Examples of Finnish wordplay translated into English.
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» Site title: Fish Puns
» Site description: Wordplay based on already-existing song titles, with fish as the basic theme.
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» Site title: Foreign Puns
» Site description: Wordplay from a competition wherein competitors change one letter in a familiar non-English phrase and redefine it.
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» Site title: Hamlet's Puns
» Site description: Paradoxes in Shakespeare's play with annotated index.
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» Site title: Homonyms Can Be Punny
» Site description: Humor with educational value, designed primarily for kids.
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» Site title: Hot Crossed Puns
» Site description: Contains puns and daffynitions.
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» Site title: JardMail Puns
» Site description: Punning with a British flavor.
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» Site title: MacScouter Puns
» Site description: Wordplay on Dick Whittington's cat, psychics, Beethoven, and witch doctors.
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» Site title: Mathematics Puns
» Site description: Designed perhaps best for the mathematician.
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» Site title: Once a Pun a Time
» Site description: Artistic punny drawings by Robert Paschell: "Graze Anatomy", "Mooed Ring", "Cafe Ole" and others.
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» Site title: Periodic Table Puns
» Site description: A test requiring using the imagination. Requests submissions. [PDF]
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» Site title: Physics Puns
» Site description: Wordplay from physics students.
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» Site title: Pick-up Puns
» Site description: Musically-oriented wordplay with modestly sexual overtones.
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» Site title: Planet Mike Puns
» Site description: Covers monkey cloning, Gandhi, beer, and flunking English.
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» Site title: Pun of the Day
» Site description: Archive of puns in categories such as food, transportation, families, education, and work. Plus a one-liner pun every week day.
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» Site title: PunLiners.com
» Site description: Covers family, law, cows, mathematics and conmen. Offers a free newsletter and links.
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» Site title: Punpunpun.com
» Site description: Has information about the annual O. Henry Punoff in Austin, Texas, Punster of the Year awards, links, and bookshelf. Accepts contributions.
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» Site title: Puns for the ESL/EFL Classroom
» Site description: Designed to help teachers of English as a Second Language. Also covers misuse of English. Requests submissions.
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» Site title: Puns Galore
» Site description: A searchable database of puns collected from the internet.
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» Site title: Shaggy Pun Test
» Site description: Involves taking a test about 100+ corruptions of phrases. Submissions are accepted.
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» Site title: Steve Brooks Puns
» Site description: The six-time winner of the O. Henry Pun-off World Championship offers "Inhale to the Chief", "Tex-Mexexistentialism" and "Lincoln's Texasburg Address".
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» Site title: Tribe: Puns
» Site description: For those that appreciate the most unappreciated form of word-flay. Forums for letting the puns fly.
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» Site title: Wade's Puns
» Site description: Stories covering math, Norwegians and frogs, to name a few.
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» Site title: Web English Teacher
» Site description: Although designed primarily to be instructional, these puns can also be appreciated by all.
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Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I''m afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy".
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tiddles'' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven".
Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning".
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I''m coming, I''m coming!!!" and if it hadn''t been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy".
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny