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    miniaturka strony http://www.engrish.com/   » Site title: Japanese Engrish   - Documenting some of the more amusing misuses of the English language.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/bodaciousrudeness/Slang_Terms_for_Rudey_Stuff.html   » Site title: A Collection of Slang Terms for Rude Stuff
    » Site description: Euphemisms for various taboo concepts.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/dirty_sounding_names/   » Site title: Dirty Sounding Names
    » Site description: Names which sound dirty, but aren't necessarily.

    miniaturka strony http://innocentenglish.com   » Site title: Innocent English
    » Site description: Humorous misuses of the English language from students, politicians, shops, non-English and native speakers.

    miniaturka strony http://tsurf.i-networx.de/   » Site title: The Letter-Salad Generator
    » Site description: Makes readable letter-salad by changing the order of the letters.

    miniaturka strony http://www.sloganizer.net/en/   » Site title: Sloganizer
    » Site description: Creates a meaningful, meaningless or possible inspiring phrase. In English and German.

    miniaturka strony http://stuff.mit.edu/storyfun   » Site title: Story Fun
    » Site description: Generates a random story based on a series of nouns, verbs and other grammar.

    miniaturka strony http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/   » Site title: The Surrealist Compliment Generator
    » Site description: Nonsensical compliments selected at random.

    miniaturka strony http://uk.geocities.com/me_the_captain/   » Site title: Unpleasant Words
    » Site description: A compilation of all the unpleasant words that visitors might need.

    miniaturka strony http://www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com/   » Site title: We Made Out In A Tree And This Old Guy Sat And Watched Us
    » Site description: Unusual statements, strange quotes, bad writing, and other oddities of the English language.

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A young woman said to her doctor, ''You have to help me, I hurt all over!''

''What do you mean?'' said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,''Ow, that hurts.''

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ''Ouch! That hurts, too.''

Then she touched her right earlobe. ''Ow, even THAT hurts!''

The doctor asked the woman, ''Are you a natural blonde?''

''Why yes,'' she said.

''I thought so,'' said the doctor. ''You have a sprained finger.''

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny