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    miniaturka strony http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor/   » Site title: Doug Craigen's Huge Physics Humor Collection   - May be the most linked-to physics humor site on the web because of its very large link collection.

    miniaturka strony http://www.physlink.com/Fun/Index.cfm   » Site title: Physics and Science Fun   - Fun with physics, science jokes, cartoons, anecdotes, and stories.

    miniaturka strony http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/angelpin.htm   » Site title: Angels on a Pin
    » Site description: The possibly true story of the many possible ways of determining the height of a building using only a barometer.

    miniaturka strony http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html   » Site title: BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
    » Site description: A rift in the space-time continuum was created when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived.

    miniaturka strony http://www.flippyscatpage.com/butteredcat.html   » Site title: Buttered Cat
    » Site description: Stick a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat, then throw the cat out a window. The result may surprise you.

    miniaturka strony http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/eht.html   » Site title: Einstein, Heisenberg, Tipler
    » Site description: A story of interviews between these men and God, intended to determine if they should enter Heaven.

    miniaturka strony http://photoemission.tripod.com/evilsquirrel/   » Site title: Evil Squirrels and Physicists
    » Site description: Squirrels are known to hate mankind. First they got the midgets, now they eat the physicists.

    miniaturka strony http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/   » Site title: First Atomic Clock Wristwatch
    » Site description: A HP 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference can in fact be used as a wrist watch. You have a choice of stainless steel or adjustable nylon band.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ee.duke.edu/~wrankin/misc/tensor.html   » Site title: Love and Tensor Algebra
    » Site description: A poem by Stanislaw Lem

    miniaturka strony http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/nonabel.html   » Site title: The Non Abelian Names of God
    » Site description: A scientific paper parody which includes "The Theory Formerly Known as Strings","The Stages of a Theory" and a dictionary of common phrases.

    miniaturka strony http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html   » Site title: The Physics Crackpot Index
    » Site description: A fun site which outlines how you can tell if a new theory is really from a crackpot.

    miniaturka strony http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/features/limericks/   » Site title: Physics Limericks
    » Site description: Poems from the contests sponsored by the American Physical Society.

    miniaturka strony http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor/songs.php   » Site title: Physics Song Book
    » Site description: New physics lyrics to classic tunes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/   » Site title: PhysicsSongs.org
    » Site description: Songs, and links to sites with more of them.

    miniaturka strony http://www.jefflindsay.com/PCPhysics.shtml   » Site title: Politically Correct Physics
    » Site description: Revised physics course descriptions.

    miniaturka strony http://pdg.lbl.gov/quarkdance/   » Site title: QuarkDance.org!
    » Site description: Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory's Particle Data Group welcomes you to see its Quark Dance website which is a gateway to many exciting physics websites.

    miniaturka strony http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/prizes.shtml   » Site title: SatireWire - Scientist Splits Atom, Finds Toy Prize Inside
    » Site description: A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its June issue. [Contains fictitious information.]

    miniaturka strony http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/transgress_v2/transgress_v2_singlefile.html   » Site title: Sokal's Hoax
    » Site description: "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity".

    miniaturka strony http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgs.html   » Site title: The Super G-String
    » Site description: A parody of modern string theories written in the form of a research paper.

    miniaturka strony http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgsft.html   » Site title: Super G-String Field Theory
    » Site description: A sequel to the original paper on g-string theory.

    miniaturka strony http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/hell.htm   » Site title: Theological Thermodynamics
    » Site description: This document reproduces two classics of science parody/humor. The first applies the physics of thermodynamics to conclude that Heaven is hotter than Hell. The second is a response which combines Biblical evidence with thermodynamics to argue that, while heaven is devilishly hot, hell is hotter still.

    miniaturka strony http://www.utc.edu/physics/physicshumor0.html   » Site title: UT-Chattanooga Collection of Physics Humor
    » Site description: Wide variety of physics jokes and humorous essays.

    miniaturka strony http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html   » Site title: BBspot - Half-Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory
    » Site description: Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. (December 1, 2003)



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December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny