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    miniaturka strony http://users.rcn.com/fvirzi/kar.shtml   » Site title: Biology Karaoke
    » Site description: Biology-related tunes set to pop music.

    miniaturka strony http://www.livingpictures.org/biology.htm   » Site title: Biology poetry
    » Site description: Contains rhymes with the focus on biology. Is open to submissions of poetry and rhymes about biology and other sciences.

    miniaturka strony http://www.victorsarchives.homestead.com/birdgod.html   » Site title: The Bird God
    » Site description: Hear an audio file of a parrot having a conversation about believing in God and the afterlife.

    miniaturka strony http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/songs.html   » Site title: Brain Songs
    » Site description: Brain and neuroscience songs set to familiar tunes.

    miniaturka strony http://home.earthlink.net/~misaak/taxonomy.html   » Site title: Curiosities of Biological Nomenclature
    » Site description: Etymologies, puns and funny sounds, wordplay, and more in taxonomy.

    miniaturka strony http://www.devbio.com/keyword.php?kw=humor   » Site title: Developmental Biology Online: Humor
    » Site description: Includes the mRNA, genome, and histone song, a two-act parody of My Fair Lady, and the denial of Thomas Jefferson's grant request.

    miniaturka strony http://users.rcn.com/tdiann/dolly.htm   » Site title: Dolly's Cloning Emporium
    » Site description: A humorous look at the endeavor of cloning.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7191/index.html   » Site title: Fenton the Death Sheep From Hell
    » Site description: Membership (minionship), celebrities, news, sports, sheepcentric website links, sheepocracy project, and a "sheepish" language version of the page.

    miniaturka strony http://www.uib.no/isf/surprise.htm   » Site title: Garlic Surprise
    » Site description: Effect of ale, garlic, and soured cream on the appetite of leeches.

    miniaturka strony http://www.phallus.is/   » Site title: The Icelandic Phallological Museum
    » Site description: Probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country. Multilingual.

    miniaturka strony http://www.angelfire.com/home/doohickys/   » Site title: Official Doohicky Website
    » Site description: A site set up to inform more people about doohickys.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ovaprima.org/   » Site title: Ova Prima Foundation
    » Site description: Devoted to discourse and research on the egg and chicken controversy, that most basic of conundrums.

    miniaturka strony http://zombiealert.tripod.com   » Site title: Penn Academy for Necroambulate Studies
    » Site description: Academy for the scientific study of zombies (necroambulates). Includes papers, faculty, thesis, and questions answered.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6593/conspiracy.html   » Site title: The Retarded Sheep's Great Sheep Conspiracy
    » Site description: A story about the relationship between Patrick Henry's historic speech and the fate of the sheep.

    miniaturka strony http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/thestupidgene/   » Site title: The Stupid Gene
    » Site description: A theory as to why Earth is populated by so many idiots.

    miniaturka strony http://home.comcast.net/~wildlifebio/Jokes.htm   » Site title: Wildlife Biology Jokes
    » Site description: Wildlife, biology, science, and environmental jokes and humor.

    miniaturka strony http://www.grudge-match.com/History/perkins-cousteau.shtml   » Site title: WWWF Grudge Match: Jacques Cousteau vs. Marlin Perkins
    » Site description: The two wildlife adventurists race against each other to be the first to discover Life on Mars.

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Randomize humor

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don''t think it''s fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny