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» Site title: Amusing Quotes
» Site description: Quotes by the famous and not-so-famous, sorted by category and author.
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» Site title: Confucius Says
» Site description: Family-friendly, user-submitted quotations and sayings.
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» Site title: Creative Wit
» Site description: A large number of quotes listed by subjects and authors.
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» Site title: EntRainbow Quotes
» Site description: Quotations from the famous, listed by author and topic.
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» Site title: Famous Quotes
» Site description: Quote collection listed by subject and author.
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» Site title: Fortunes Page
» Site description: Quotes by famous people such as Mark Twain, H.L. Mencken and Abraham Lincoln and others.
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» Site title: Funny Quotes
» Site description: Searchable archive of humorous quotes. Also includes a table of contents sorted alphabetically by last name.
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» Site title: Funny Sayings
» Site description: A small collection of funny and thoughtful sayings.
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» Site title: Generation Terrorists
» Site description: Collection of humorous and serious quotations arranged into categories.
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» Site title: GoodQuotes.com
» Site description: Serious and silly quotes, and funny thoughts from all over the world said by famous people.
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» Site title: Nuno Crispim's Quotations
» Site description: Contains Nuno's own quotes and those of Woody Allen, Douglas Adams, David Letterman and others. Requests submissions.
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» Site title: Online Quotation Puzzles
» Site description: The letters of a quote written in a crossword-style grid are transposed; the solver uses our unique Quotation Puzzle program to reconstruct the original.
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» Site title: Paul Tomko's Quotes
» Site description: Alphabetized list of quotes by famous people. Sign up for a Quote of the Day Club.
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» Site title: Quotations by Sam Ewing
» Site description: Includes many published quotes and articles from veteran humorist Sam Ewing.
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» Site title: Quote Machine
» Site description: Database of amusing quotes, featuring a random quote generator.
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» Site title: Quotes4all
» Site description: Rated quotations and sayings arranged by category, subject, author, and rank. Includes free homepage tools, mailing list, and downloads.
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» Site title: Russ' Cool Quotes
» Site description: Quote generator that allows visitors to search for or randomly find humorous quotes and classic movie lines.
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» Site title: Things People Said
» Site description: Collection of funny quotes taken from real life situations.
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» Site title: A View on Buddhism
» Site description: A Buddhist organization's quotes on the human world.
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» Site title: Witty Quotes
» Site description: Small collection of thought-provoking, humorous, and ironic quotations on several subjects.
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» Site title: Witty Quotes Haven
» Site description: List of quotes, sayings, church bulletin boards, and words of wisdom in several categories.
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» Site title: Words Of Wisdom
» Site description: Dedicated to education and humor through the use of quotes, slogans, taglines, epigrams, and bumperstickers.
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» Site title: You Can Quote That!
» Site description: Humorous quotations of the famous in no particular order.
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Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny