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» Site title: Adopt A Bear
» Site description: Offers a smattering of abstract poetry and art with the occasional normal entry. Visitors can submit their own works for consideration.
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» Site title: badpoetry.net
» Site description: Features new bad poetry by some of the nation's worst poets.
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» Site title: Brotherly House of Poems
» Site description: Poems about personal relationships, friends and everyday life.
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» Site title: Decent's Poetry
» Site description: Late night thoughts, preserved for posterity.
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» Site title: e-poems
» Site description: Humorous poems, about love, sadness, science, desire, passion, and politics.
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» Site title: Exquisite Corpse
» Site description: Users can help to construct a Dada-type poem by contributing a line. Includes archives.
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» Site title: Featured Poetry
» Site description: Weekly selection of humorous and inspirational poems.
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» Site title: Funny Poetry
» Site description: We have some amusing poetry that cannot be taken seriously.
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» Site title: Funny Poetry
» Site description: Light poetry, featuring Elas Giordano's chapbook "Love is All Box and No Cornflakes".
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» Site title: It's Bullfrog!
» Site description: Original verse by UK-based Dave Axton covering subjects as diverse as euthanasia, stick insects and washing cars.
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» Site title: Jeremy Impey
» Site description: Humorous and offbeat poems, autobiography and travel photographs.
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» Site title: Krackatinni's
» Site description: Humorous Australian Bush poetry and verse by Rodney John O'Brien.
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» Site title: Loony Limericks
» Site description: A wide variety of humorous poems. Visitors can submit their own.
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» Site title: Make 'Em Laugh
» Site description: Collected humorous poems and musical monologues by a variety of writers.
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» Site title: Odes to Booze
» Site description: Poems about the effects of drinking.
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» Site title: Peculiar Poetry
» Site description: Poems for adolescents and adults covering love, life and the universe.
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» Site title: Reflections of a Recluse
» Site description: Contains the poems of W.J. Mallory on recollections, youth, and positions on issues large and small.
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» Site title: The Socially Abrasive
» Site description: Rude poetry and humor to mock all aspects of society.
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» Site title: Spam Haiku Archive
» Site description: Haiku, limericks, and sonnets devoted to the lunch meat. Links to other spam sites.
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» Site title: The 'Stute
» Site description: A virtual hangout where a bunch of poets play a witty game with words and illusion.
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» Site title: Versicals
» Site description: Versicals simply means humorous verse.
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» Site title: A Walk in the Rain
» Site description: Humorous poems about everyday life in Ireland.
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There''s this young couple, Louise and Al, they''ve been married for about a year, and the bride isn''t getting any sex. Just about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down to the pub. She''s getting increasingly rampant as the days go on,
but each night she is disappointed.
Al comes home every night completely hammered and unfit for sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work, Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the skimpiest dress she has, suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace panties and bra.
As is always the case, Al comes home runs upstairs, gets ready and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits back with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11 pm (well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway and opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al''s first words are, "Right woman, get upstairs - into the bedroom."
"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This is the night, I''m gonna get some!"
When Louise reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties - ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says, "Right, now get your clothes off!"
Louise doesn''t need telling twice, it''s off with everything. "Now get over in front of the mirror..,"
"Kinky!" she thinks. "Great!"
"and do a handstand..."
"Oh god, I''ve been waiting for this for ages," thinks Louise...
Al walks over to Louise, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard would suit me!"
Humor of the day
December 26, 1999
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!
That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.
Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.
FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Sincerely,
Little Johnny