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    miniaturka strony http://www.sentex.net/~mwandel/cannon/anvil_dropping.html   » Site title: Anvil Dropping
    » Site description: Site documents crushing of electronics by dropping a large steel weight on them.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1515/arrow.htm   » Site title: The Arrow Homepage
    » Site description: Debates the true nomenclature of those arrow thingys sometimes found in software and other user interfaces.

    miniaturka strony http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/computer.html   » Site title: The Best of Rec.Humor.Funny
    » Site description: Computers and technology jokes with one-line ratings.

    miniaturka strony http://jamesthornton.com/fun/blinkenlights.html   » Site title: Blinkenlights Posters
    » Site description: The famous blackletter-Gothic sign in mangled pseudo-German that once graced about half the computer rooms in the English-speaking world.

    miniaturka strony http://www.canbitemyass.com/   » Site title: CanBiteMyAss
    » Site description: A humorous and satirical take on computer business and related news.

    miniaturka strony http://www.hamjudo.com/notes/cdrom.html   » Site title: CD-ROMs in the Microwave
    » Site description: Information on what happens when CD-ROMs get put in the microwave.

    miniaturka strony http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/   » Site title: The Chronicles of George
    » Site description: Contains end-user support requests with humorous comments added. Also contains FAQs, a discussion board, and a weblog.

    miniaturka strony http://www.atariarchives.org/cartoon/   » Site title: Colossal Computer Cartoon Book
    » Site description: Vintage cartoons and comics about computers and technology.

    miniaturka strony http://www.anvari.org/fun/Computer/   » Site title: Compufun
    » Site description: Collection of jokes and humorous images, covering a variety of topics.

    miniaturka strony http://www.eccentrix.com/members/computeaser/   » Site title: CompuTeaser
    » Site description: Jokes, puns and other forms of humor on various computer-related subjects.

    miniaturka strony http://www.computerjokes.net/   » Site title: Computer Jokes
    » Site description: Old and new jokes about computing and the Internet.

    miniaturka strony http://www.computer-jokes.net/   » Site title: Computer Jokes
    » Site description: Jokes and pictures aimed at amusing geeks. Visitor contributions accepted.

    miniaturka strony http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/   » Site title: Computer Stupidities
    » Site description: Humorous anecdotes of users creatively misusing computers.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Lake/3483/gwen.html   » Site title: Computer Withdrawal
    » Site description: A humor story about when your computer crashes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cyberexorcism.com   » Site title: Cyber Exorcism
    » Site description: Dedicated to fighting the poltergeists and cyber-demons that inhabit PCs.

    miniaturka strony http://www.toxiccustard.com/computing/   » Site title: Dictionary of Computing
    » Site description: A humorous dictionary of computing terms.

    miniaturka strony http://www.bytebackonline.com   » Site title: Don't Tech Me In
    » Site description: Technology humor site with articles, links, and e-mail updates.

    miniaturka strony http://www.eeggs.com/   » Site title: The Easter Egg Archive
    » Site description: Secret tidbits hidden in software, movies, music, TV, books, and art.

    miniaturka strony http://www.softwaretipsandtricks.com/eastereggs/   » Site title: Easter Eggs
    » Site description: Amusing secret tidbits and Easter eggs hidden in software

    miniaturka strony http://members.ams.chello.nl/a.j.dol   » Site title: Erroneous Errors
    » Site description: A site with erroneous errors and funny features of software programs.

    miniaturka strony http://members.tripod.com/Five_Bs/Tech_Sup.html   » Site title: Five B's
    » Site description: Includes computer jokes on a variety of subjects.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geekstreak.com/   » Site title: GeekStreak
    » Site description: Opinions and comment on retro computer games, the Internet and life.

    miniaturka strony http://www.inter.nl.net/users/pwilkins   » Site title: Giggle Productions
    » Site description: Business and IT related cartoons and worst case practice including help desk.

    miniaturka strony http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-002   » Site title: Girlfriend 1.0
    » Site description: Software compatibility problems with the application Girlfriend 1.0.

    miniaturka strony http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/hackers/   » Site title: Hacker Attack Cartoons
    » Site description: Cartoons about hacker attacks on the internet by various editorial cartoonists.

    miniaturka strony http://alexfung.info/favorite/lit/apple.htm   » Site title: The Haunted Apple
    » Site description: Humorous ghost stories fabricated from hard facts and experiences of common Apple II users.

    miniaturka strony http://webworst.about.com/library/weekly/aa021600a.htm   » Site title: Instant Tech Support Form
    » Site description: An online form that erroneously claims to solve even the most baffling computer problems.

    miniaturka strony http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/   » Site title: KissMyFloppy.com
    » Site description: Computer-related jokes, cartoons, and links.

    miniaturka strony http://www.larry.denenberg.com/Knuth-3-16/   » Site title: Knuth 3:16
    » Site description: A retrospective of the work of Don Knuth, written a few thousand years from now.

    miniaturka strony http://www.tupbiosystems.com/articles/it_is_xp.html   » Site title: Letter to the Attorney General.
    » Site description: A satirical view of a world run entirely by Windows XP.

    miniaturka strony http://www.liats.com/   » Site title: Life In a Tech Shop
    » Site description: A look at how people mistreat their computers, which commentary and photographs.

    miniaturka strony http://www.mcngp.com   » Site title: MCNGP
    » Site description: Spoof of IT industry certification schemes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.techbookreport.com/whoisjb.html   » Site title: Meet Joe Bloggs
    » Site description: A story of the trials and tribulations of a team of software developers.

    miniaturka strony http://members.tripod.com/bcarpio/hp/cures/CURES.HTM   » Site title: Mr. Carpio's Wacky Computer Cures
    » Site description: Humorous answers to common computer questions.

    miniaturka strony http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/   » Site title: The Network Administrator
    » Site description: A humorous take on the lift in IT support.

    miniaturka strony http://notjoesoft.50megs.com/   » Site title: NotJoeSoft
    » Site description: Software parodies includes Joesoft Cheese, a web browser, and Joesoft Mama, a genealogy tool.

    miniaturka strony http://www.three-peaks.net/comp_fun.htm   » Site title: Ol' Buffalo Computer Humor Page
    » Site description: Collection of computer jokes.

    miniaturka strony http://www.jimbrooks.org/x86/humor/   » Site title: Parodies of Tech Companies
    » Site description: Including the rivalry between AMD and Intel, and Captain Picard encountering the Microsoft Borg.

    miniaturka strony http://www.missingimages.com/photoshopjokes/   » Site title: Photoshop Jokes
    » Site description: Collection of visual jokes based on the tools and filters of Adobe Photoshop.

    miniaturka strony http://www.laze.net/spam/   » Site title: Please Spam Me
    » Site description: Sarcastic ode to the worst of the worst junk e-mail.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/klee/misc/slashdot.html   » Site title: Quit Slashdot.org Today
    » Site description: Home of the Quit Slashdot movement. Reasons to quit, alternatives, equally bad sites, and a FAQ.

    miniaturka strony http://sonicdragon.fateback.com   » Site title: Sonic Dragon Productions
    » Site description: Repository of humorous computer-related links and quotes, as well as a few pictures.

    miniaturka strony http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/sysadmin/pricelist.html   » Site title: Sysadmin Price List
    » Site description: What system administrators charge for everyday events. From alt.sysadmin.recovery.

    miniaturka strony http://www.techtales.com/   » Site title: TechTales
    » Site description: Includes collection of amusing tech support stories. Includes stories from home and professional support situations.

    miniaturka strony http://toast.ardant.net   » Site title: Toasties - Data Destruction
    » Site description: Guide to destroying the excess CD-ROMs that litter your world. Includes image gallery and guestbook.

    miniaturka strony http://personalpages.tds.net/~slambo/acronym.htm   » Site title: TRCLHCA - The Real Canonical List of Humorous Computer Acronyms
    » Site description: Lists common computer and technology acronyms, their real meaning and a satirical meaning.

    miniaturka strony http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/net_hist.htm   » Site title: True History of the Net
    » Site description: Humorous narrative recounting important events in the history of personal computing.

    miniaturka strony http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/blinkenlights.html   » Site title: Was ist das Blinkenlights?
    » Site description: Herr Doctor Otto Von Fraktur-Englisch explains.

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As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...

3050 B.C. - A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week, the idea is stolen and duplicated by other Sumerians, thereby establishing the business ethic for all times.

525 B.C. - The first Olympics are held, and prove similar to the modern games, except that the Russians don''t try to enter a six-footer with a moustache in the women''s shot put.

214 B.C. - Tens of thousands of Chinese labor for a generation to build the 1,500 mile long Great Wall of China. And after all that, it still doesn''t keep the neighbor''s dog out.

1 B.C. - Calendar manufacturers find themselves in total disagreement over what to call next year.

432 - St. Patrick introduces Christianity to Ireland, thereby giving the natives something interesting to fight about for the rest of their recorded history.

1297- The world''s first stock exchange opens, but no one has the foresight to buy IBM or Xerox.

1456 - An English judge reviews Joan of Arc''s case and cancels her death sentence. Unfortunately for her, she was put to death in 1431.

1607 - The Indians laugh themselves silly as the first European tourist to visit Virginia tries to register as "John Smith".

1755 - Samuel Johnson issues the first English Dictionary, at last providing young children with a book they can look up dirty words in.

1770 - The shooting of three people in the Boston Massacre touches off the Revolution. 200 Years later, 3 shootings in Boston will be considered just about average for a Sat. Night.

1805 - Robert Fulton invents the torpedo.
1807 - Robert Fulton invents the steamship so he has something to blow up with his torpedo.

1865 - Union Soldiers face their greatest challenge of the war: getting General Grant sober enough to accept Lee''s surrender.

1912 - People with Reservations for the voyage of the Titanic get their money back.

1934 - As if the Great Depression weren''t giving business enough headaches, Ralph Nader is born.

Humor of the day

December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny