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    miniaturka strony http://www.wyae.de/docs/joke-rfcs.php   » Site title: Joke RFCs
    » Site description: Index of RFCs created for humorous purposes.

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc3252   » Site title: RFC 3252: Binary Lexical Octet Ad-hoc Transport
    » Site description: A reformulation of IP and two transport layer protocols (TCP and UDP) as XML applications (April 1, 2002)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc3251   » Site title: RFC 3251: Mostly Pointless Lamp Switching
    » Site description: A description of an architecture for carrying electricity over IP. (April 1, 2002)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2795   » Site title: RFC 2795: The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)
    » Site description: A protocol suite which supports an infinite number of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to determine when they have either produced the entire works of William Shakespeare or a good television show. (April 1, 2000)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2549   » Site title: RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service (FTP)
    » Site description: "This memo amends RFC 1149, 'A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers', with Quality of Service information. This is an experimental, not recommended standard." (April 1, 1999)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2551   » Site title: RFC 2551: The Roman Standards Process -- Revision III (FTP)
    » Site description: "This memo documents the process used by the Roman community for the standardization of protocols and procedures. It defines the stages in the standardization process, the requirements for moving a document between stages and the types of documents used during this process. It also addresses the intellectual property rights and copyright issues associated with the standards process." (April 1, 1999)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2550   » Site title: RFC 2550: Y10K and Beyond (FTP)
    » Site description: "As we approach the end of the millennium, much attention has been paid to the so-called "Y2K" problem. Nearly everyone now regrets the short-sightedness of the programmers of yore who wrote programs designed to fail in the year 2000. Unfortunately, the current fixes for Y2K lead inevitably to a crisis in the year 10,000 when the programs are again designed to fail. This specification provides a solution to the "Y10K" problem which has also been called the "YAK" problem (hex) and the "YXK" problem (Roman numerals)." (April 1, 1999)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2325   » Site title: RFC 2325: Definitions of Managed Objects for Drip-Type Heated Beverage Hardware Devices using SMIv2 (FTP)
    » Site description: This RFC "defines objects for the management of coffee-brewing and maintenance devices." (April 1, 1998)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324   » Site title: RFC 2324: Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0) (FTP)
    » Site description: "This document describes HTCPCP, a protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots." (April 1, 1998)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2323   » Site title: RFC 2323: IETF Identification and Security Guidelines (FTP)
    » Site description: "This RFC is meant to represent a guideline by which the IETF conferences may run more efficiently with regards to identification and security protocols, with specific attention paid to a particular sub-group within the IETF: "facial hairius extremis". This document will shed further illumination on these problems and provide some possible solutions. This memo provides entertainment for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind, but is rather unstandard, actually. Please laugh loud and hard." (April 1, 1998)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2321   » Site title: RFC 2321: RITA -- The Reliable Internetwork Troubleshooting Agent (FTP)
    » Site description: "A Description of the usage of Nondeterministic Troubleshooting and Diagnostic Methodologies as applied to today's complex nondeterministic networks and environments." (April 1, 1998)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1924   » Site title: RFC 1924: A Compact Representation of IPv6 Addresses (FTP)
    » Site description: "IPv6 addresses, being 128 bits long, need 32 characters to write in the general case, if standard hex representation, is used, plus more for any punctuation inserted (typically about another 7 characters, or 39 characters total). This document specifies a more compact representation of IPv6 addresses, which permits encoding in a mere 20 bytes." (April 1, 1996)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1925   » Site title: RFC 1925: The Twelve Networking Truths (FTP)
    » Site description: "This memo documents the fundamental truths of networking for the Internet community. This memo does not specify a standard, except in the sense that all standards must implicitly follow the fundamental truths." (April 1, 1996)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1882   » Site title: RFC 1882: The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas (FTP)
    » Site description: Parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas." (December 21, 1995)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1605   » Site title: RFC 1605: SONET to Sonnet Translation (FTP)
    » Site description: "Because Synchronous Optical Network (SONET) transmits data in frames of bytes, it is fairly easy to envision ways to compress SONET frames to yield higher bandwidth over a given fiber optic link. This memo describes a particular method, SONET Over Novel English Translation (SONNET)." Written by W. Shakespeare of Globe Communications. (April 1, 1994)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149   » Site title: RFC 1149: A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers (FTP)
    » Site description: "This memo describes an experimental method for the encapsulation of IP datagrams in avian carriers. This specification is primarily useful in Metropolitan Area Networks. This is an experimental, not recommended standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited." (April 1, 1990)

    miniaturka strony http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc527   » Site title: RFC 527: ARPAWOCKY (FTP)
    » Site description: A song about the ARPANET. (June 22, 1973)



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December 26, 1999

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I''m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I''m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle, and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking you fat son of a bitch?!

That you have taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn''t fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can''t even walk into his house.

Don''t let me see you trying to fit your big ass down my chimney next year. I''ll fuck you up. I''ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you''ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn''t get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you''ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny