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    miniaturka strony http://www.alphaandomega.nl/   » Site title: The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
    » Site description: A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/   » Site title: The Commentator
    » Site description: A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.

    miniaturka strony http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm   » Site title: Computer Programming Humor
    » Site description: Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.

    miniaturka strony http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml   » Site title: Computer Stupidities
    » Site description: Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.

    miniaturka strony http://thedailywtf.com/   » Site title: The Daily WTF
    » Site description: Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.

    miniaturka strony http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html   » Site title: Epigrams in Programming
    » Site description: List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html   » Site title: The Evolution of a Programmer
    » Site description: Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.

    miniaturka strony http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html   » Site title: Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
    » Site description: A song kind of by Paul Simon.

    miniaturka strony http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/   » Site title: Hacker's Wisdom
    » Site description: Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.

    miniaturka strony http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml   » Site title: Hello, World Page
    » Site description: Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.

    miniaturka strony http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html   » Site title: Holger's Humor Page
    » Site description: Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.

    miniaturka strony http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm   » Site title: How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
    » Site description: Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.

    miniaturka strony http://catb.org/jargon/   » Site title: Jargon File
    » Site description: Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.

    miniaturka strony http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html   » Site title: Laugh Along with GNU
    » Site description: Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.

    miniaturka strony http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm   » Site title: Life of Programmer
    » Site description: Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.

    miniaturka strony http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm   » Site title: Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
    » Site description: Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.

    miniaturka strony http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html   » Site title: Programming Languages are Like Women
    » Site description: Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.

    miniaturka strony http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html   » Site title: Quotes about Programmers
    » Site description: Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.

    miniaturka strony http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html   » Site title: Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
    » Site description: Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.

    miniaturka strony http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=358210   » Site title: Reflections on Trusting Trust
    » Site description: An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.

    miniaturka strony http://catb.org/~esr/retro/   » Site title: The Retrocomputing Museum
    » Site description: Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.

    miniaturka strony http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml   » Site title: Softpanorama Humor Archive
    » Site description: Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.

    miniaturka strony http://www.softwarequotes.com/   » Site title: Softwarequotes.com
    » Site description: Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.

    miniaturka strony http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html   » Site title: The Tao Of Programming
    » Site description: Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.

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Randomize humor

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Humor of the day

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she''s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde''s life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.